I’m going to guess his would be more from the left side of this list

This is just a work of art. 

Breaking news:

He’s somehow their ghost of Christmas Past, Current, and Future rolled into one horrific package

Disheartened that the Vikings didn’t find someone to block for Kurt Cousins animatronic body prior to the deadline. Seems like he’s great from the pocket, but when the sieve of an o line allows the monsters through he panics and makes really bad decisions. 

Pretty much he would have been cut if the Ravens hadn’t done the absolute bare minimum and given up a 7th round pick two years from now.

Has Erin Andrews dealt with drunken advances from Joe Namath on live TV? #SuzyKolber

You can smell the troll sweat dripping off of its furtive brow

I think it may have started a bit earlier in a post arnheim got greyed for. However that dumpster fire of an article by Libby about Obama really got a bunch of the regulars heated up.

That one was just terrible garbage. Especially when Libby went the sexist defense.

And this person works at a Post Office? 

I find this thread about the origin story of the librarian of cats infinitely more interesting then why someone in their 20s can’t figure out what a post office is.

Adulting is like their generational tag line.

I married Shining Force II. We currently have 3 children together

I feel like this is just every day at the Browns facility, no matter who’s couching

How does Gregg Williams even have a job? Can’t they just fire him for being a colossal pile of fuck nuggets? 

#AllBeginEndTagsMatter

This will last about 3 days and the twitter forest will scream in pain until they reinstate it. 

What do you think a Drew Magary rejected screen play would be?

In this case it looks like the scouting was spot on.