He looks like what I imagine a fertilizer plant smells like.

Steve Bannon looks like the human embodiment of the zombie apocalypse.

I was sure he was done. Obviously as a viking fan I’m glad he’s coming back, but as a human I want him to be “right”.  Good luck to you EG

I find Jim Varney’s Jed Clampett to be amazing. He had such a range, which was rarely demonstrated. Mainly because he was doing Ernest movies because they made money for his cocaine habit.

Ernest goes to Purge

“A member of Bill Cosby’s defense team has joined us here in the comments!”

Bravo good soul. Bravo

I read it as groining and it still worked.

Never mind, Niners beat me to it.

It’s kind of funny that the best QB he drafted is probably sitting as Minnesota’s 3rd string as we speak.

This is the one I was waiting for.

My favorite is the string of redness on the bottom of the article. It reads like a precipitation color sheet for an oncoming hurricane

Somewhere Tom Savage woke with a start

The thing that makes baseball more viable is that you can trade in prospects. You have a certain amount of scouting of talent in the minors (still a bit of a crapshoot). If baseball dealt in trading picks it would rocket to the top of the crapshoot bin.

This looks a bit more like

Derek Anderson is as old as the TMNT namesakes.

Near as I can figure it was a combination of zero game footage on Josh Allen, the Vikings hadn’t really jelled, and it being a trap game before the big Rams game.

“This seems like a statement a mentally diminished 11 year old boy would make.”

This made me guffaw out loud

Can’t wait for the Matt McGloin show! I think they should just trot out every used up has been like the secretaries on Murphy Brown.