I assume esophageal cancer. It runs in their family.

Those shoes look like the same material my grandparents had in their yard instead of grass.

I wonder what Barf Pukepile Sr is doing these days

Interestingly enough, Plumber from Poughkeepsie is what Chuck Johnson will be doing next year, based upon his baseball acumen.

Yep, this is the only thing he likes about being president. He hates being president, but he loves his idiot mobs

I’m also a fan of his pitiful attempt at a tackle after that interception.

That is the Ass Choice of the Week

“I dispute that in was anything other than the president stating the facts”

I need to find a place with a running list of his worst antics so I can pull them out and say, “have you forgotten he did this?” Honest to God he mocked a reporter with cerebral palsy and still got elected. He mocked the parents of a gold star family and still got elected. Grab them by the pussy came out, on film, and…

“but Severino also started last year’s wild card game against Minnesota and got shelled”

I like that it looks like he’s being followed by the shadow of batman

Its amazing how orange he is with all the shadiness that surrounds him.

Recommissioned Miss Piggy

I mean, that’s a very specific class of fetish. Playdoh finger banging.

Wait, what the fuck is up with the hands? Christ they look like they got caught up in a snowblower

“Yes occasionally there will be an episode that slays from start to finish,”

The Patriots, a team that has about as much interest in consistently running the ball as I do in getting repeatedly stung by bees, have given a running back 25 or more carries in a single game just 11 times since 2008.

You must not feed the trolls. This account has only posted today. Plus it said “Fake News” which is trollian for “good morning”

Thank you for your service.

The only way to get rid of ties is to have a shit-ton of them this year. We just missed a great opportunity this week and blew like 3 of them