Last year’s fruitcake. it would have the consistency of a brick. Or just a brick

Its like he injected Donald Trump thigh into his gullet

True. This could be

Yep, I’ve checked the numbers. No rape on the calendar. He’s clean.

This is true. “All his life” could have been since Pop Warner for all we know. Or he had a concussion as a child completely unrelated to football and as others have mentioned in this thread, exacerbated the situation.

That’s true. If he doesn’t play another snap and it saves him from anything like Hernandez’s fate then I am all for it.

Running away from the “demons” in his head his whole life sounds like something more than just CTE.

Perhaps where Dan Schneider is eventually going they will be.

When is it Dan Schneider’s turn?

Solid effort on this one guys. Appreciate the teamwork. Now hit the showers

Since the blackballing of Kaep I’ve made it a hobby to check up on the scrap heap of QBs every time a starter goes down. Was NOT expecting that. They did see him “play” for Houston? I’m surprised they didn’t make a trade for Joe Webb

It was bound to happen when someone let wooden horses into the stadium.

The lions streak of rushers unable to reach 100 yards has also come to a close

Next to Cleveland’s winless streak, the Detroit lions eternal struggle to reach a century yard rusher was close to my heart. The loss of these two streaks of impotence saddens me beyond belief.

That was my thinking. Kav has said he was never at the party. If it’s proven by multiple witnesses that he WAS there...

+ Fuck yo’ couch

Yep, the math checks out

The best is that he claims he was never even at that party. If they get witnesses to come forward that place him at the scene of the crime...

Success lefsed the Timberwolves so quickly.

I believe its pronounced Trubinsky.