So you’ve played with the Browns is what you are saying.

I see when discussing Jeff Bezos you have picked the proper hill to die upon.

I appreciate the dualness of this comment. It can make everyone happy.

I thought the more interesting part was End Day. I figured (and maybe they still will) go back and get many people’s impressions of that day. Because if all I get of Billy Eichner are those first few minutes I shall riot.

you sneaky son of a bitch

There is a horrifying lack of anything resembling hair in that picture. It’s like staring at a test crash dummy

Cryptkeeper Al Davis next to Jim Tomsula life hacks is what we all never knew we needed.

You guys must get a lot of these kind of letters. What is the over/under on simply trolling to get a response OR actually feeling this way? I’ve got to imagine it is well within the 80/20 rule for trolling.

And I will hear people I know. People I’ve always assumed to be rational, well-balanced individuals defend this moldy orange dishrag. Not by arguing what he’s doing is right, but that Hillary would be worse, Or some whataboutism that has zero to do with the subject matter.

It may be pretty short-lived if the lions pass the bears on their way to the cellar

“But what of the hideous 330 dollar pig?”

I was watching the lions going nuclear on my cbs app and saw the JETS had just kicked an extra point. I look down 45 seconds later and they are kicking a FG. I look down 3 minutes later and they’ve added a TD. I couldn’t be happier for the Lions and Matt Patricia

I think it would be next to impossible to come up with a kinja auto-reply for John Maddened.

I put this on my cover sheet when applying for jobs. “A computer programmer with poise”. It works every time.

You must also speak with a voice that sounds like the souls of 10,000 cigarettes.

She may have left $100 million on the table by not looking like a middle-aged chucky doll several months ago.

99% sure that your wish is going to be granted.

oh my god

The rule should simply be that reviews are done by both the booth AND the coach when under two minutes until the half. That way coaches are covered either way

I still remember the Darwin award winner who crashed into a pole trying to feed hers. Her Tamagotchi survived, she didnt.