Pretty sure it’s a mix of a tanning bed and a piss poor make up artist. The foundation or spray tan he uses looks weird under certain lights. You can tell best with indoor shots. Pay close attention to the circles around his eyes. Completely different color. You can also tell when he holds his hands close to his face.…

You. Are. Awesome! This will probably be the first thing I’ve ever posted to Facebook ever.

Trump seems pretty darn terrible but he had some awesome jokes in the beginning of his speech. The whole room was laughing including Hillary until he jumped the Trump and started to get boo’s.

I thought it was about age until someone here explained it.

She did kill it but her delivery was off a few times.

Wow. By coincidence I just watched a Ricky Gervais stand up routine called out of England or somesuch from about four months back that had almost this opening. I don’t find him especially funny either.

She fucked up delivery on that punch line and barely recovered when she expounded on it. I even had to a double take and think for a second before I got the joke because she kind of murmured the “four” part of it. Once she explained about the book and torch, then people started to get it. Me an Rudy weren’t the only…

“That which is dead can never die” - Lovecraft on the eternal old ones.

·Trump might have come in second place at this dinner but Giuliani came in dead last. He was not happy at all at the two jokes pointed his way. Trump was at least jovial and laughed at the Hillary jokes. Giuliani was not amused. That felt like a hug.

Yes. Babies and bathwater and all that. Abuse and protection of abusers should stop but I see nothing wrong with taking money from rich people and applying it to do good things.

Next is this:

The pardon joke was one of the highlights of either speech. Damned clever. If only he would have kept it that light hearted they would have tied.

I heard what you heard and I thought they were boos at first but then I reviewed and they sounded more like ‘ho-hoooooo’ like at a roast when someone busts a deep cut and people laugh almost in pain. I’m not positive but it could have gone either way. Inclined to think not boo’s cuz whenever Trump supporters try to…

Soooooo, does that kinda like make him a bit of hero to the democrats in a weird way? Like he went out of his way to be the best-worst example possible to steer us toward more potential progressive politics? I am so confused now.

Yeah, now the fix is becoming clearer. Trump can’t lose this election because if he becomes president, he wins power over policy. If Trump loses the election, he still wins because he walks away with billions in free advertising, a strengthened social networking presence, and an army of loyal followers that are…

Agreed. Trump came across as an opportunistic bully. Clinton’s joke cut to the quick but somehow never crossed a certain line. Her speech was one long list of searing but playful jabs. And she didn’t get any booing link he did.

Ha! Instead of “dirty” perhaps “offensive” is a better term. No one has explained this to me. When did “female” become “offensive” ?

I don’t understand. Isn’t “female” just a synonym for “woman”? Since when has the word “female” become a dirty word?

Not spit “on”, spit “at”.

Doesn’t being a violent bigot automatically imply mental illness? I always thought it did. ;)