You do you, “dad” and good luck getting whatchu wan’.

Fear Agent.

Ah. The Inhumans are all “born different” as well. And don’t get me wrong, I do love me some mutants and have for over 30 years. But their origins were just kinda phoning it in.

Tacos still don’t become sandwiches. The USDA, several top dictionaries don’t agree with you and neither will most Mexicans.

I’m not well educated? Ah. The true call of the troll. Where logic does not suffice, resort to insult. Nice try kiddo.

It’s so funny that you’re accusing me of redefining things when you basically pulled your definition out of where the sun don’t shine. So, if you’re just going to continue to make things us for your own pocket universe, don’t bother reading ahead...

Folks take beta blockers to avoid sweating, nerves, and jitters for things as trivial as public speaking...

Pizzas are not sandwiches. I know because once you get into Chicago style pizza you end up with something that is far closer to a pie or casserole. I also know this because I’ve seen a thousand pizza places that advertise “pizza pies” and not one single one that served traditional style, open faced pizzas and called…

Not according to Webster’s. Do you have an alternate source? Al the ones I can find require two things containing other things.

Don’t sandwiches require two pieces of bread? I mean, if I wanted to make a man-sandwich I think I’d need two ladies, not just one good at yoga...

I dunno, I think it depends. He’d have to be awfully good at comedy to get away with it. It’s not impossible though. I never thought I’d laugh at a rape joke, a 9/11 joke, the KKK, or a euthanasia joke but I’ve encountered comedians that somehow pulled it off and it was genius because I was laughing at myself as much…

Yes. This.

Of course she can have it both ways. She’s a comedian, not a politician or debating scholar on ethics and race relations. None of the shit she says in a comedic *performance* can be taken to be her true opinion. She gets paid to make people laugh, not enlighten them. Does she express opinions that are her own on…

For profit schools are not included in the tally of the top 100 universities. Anyone with a brain would know that a for profit school are a scam. Our income taxes are still lower than yours. Most of the Americans that fled to Canada were trying to escape Vietnam or hit on one of the many Hong Kong imports y’all…

I have to assume your article is hyperbole. Other than a couple jerks from Quebec, I found Canadians to warm, welcoming, and polite. Now I know they have an acute sense of humor and all but nothing in my experience with their culture to me implies that they’d do a video like this in a condescending or sarcastic…

Naw. Ya gotta do it Mark Twain phonetic style to make it funny.

Then why do half of the famous ones move here? Also, we have tons of beavers but you probably have way more wolverines than we do, our education isn’t cheap because it’s *good*. I mean there’s a lot of stupid people here but we just flat out have more people so we can afford a few stupid ones. There’s a reason we have…

Me: “Hey, Winter!”

James Stewart. Veteran of two wars. Tougher than John Wayne.