I’m not entirely convinced that Melania is actually real. With Michelle Obama you could see her engaging with people and being passionate about causes. Melania always looks like someone’s grabbed her out the freezer and defrosted her for photo ops, it’s actually creepy how seemingly devoid of personality she is.

I, for one, am not the least bit scared of getting rid of an international threat who happens to be our president. I’m not down with the concern-trolling and learned helplessness.

Are you sure they wouldn’t just be like, “Hey, he IS just like us - and he’s president!”

Two things: One — WOO-HOO! Can we get his tax returns now? I doubt that even if obvious evidence of obstruction of justice is found and announced, as long as the Republicans continue to get goodies from him, they’ll never even try to impeach him. Work towards 2018, people!

If the hospital really is moving patients to another building, or keeping an entire floor empty for Beyonce to pop out some kids, fuck that.

This is what Pence wants America to be like.

Ivanka’s “job”: Show up somewhere dressed expensively, look concerned/understanding, nod, mention the word “women”, and the day’s work is done!

“It is hard. There’s a level of viciousness that I was not expecting,”

 THIS is how you get off Marine and Air Force One, okay? Just sayin’. Never Forget.

You know, there’s no downside to this story! Either he has to stay here, which is annoying for us, but will also irritate him, and make him feel stressed and accelerate his upcoming stroke. Or, he’ll go to Great Britain, and encounter thousands upon thousands of people flipping him the bird and holding up rude and…

Have you ever seen a grimmer batch of faces in your life? They look like they’re going to spend five hours at a college graduation ceremony where they don’t even know any of the matriculators. Hee hee hee.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

Then when they freak out say, “ahhh does the special snowflake need a safe space from micro-aggressions?”

That’s my favorite thing to do when trolls try to engage me in political threads. Beta male, cuck...there’s no easier way to get them to freak the fuck out.

I love you using their own words against them (i.e. cucks). lol

As much as I wanted to drink in how out of his mind he sounded, I am genuinely having a hard time laughing. That sounded like dementia. He conflated two separate investigations and kept mixing up names. It was really concerning.

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

I could totally see McCain showing up for this drunk if he really, really didn’t want to be there.

Did this teacher really have some kind of animosity towards those students? Or did she really think “HAHA TERRORISM IS FUNNY BROWN PEOPLE ARE FUNNY”?

Speaking as an alcoholic, relationships with people who are addicted or alcoholic are usually toxic, for all parties. IMO, it doesn’t necessarily mean Khloe herself is toxic.