Death Star: Destroyed after a secret group of Rebels steal the Death Star plans, and discover a tiny flaw in the station.

Death Star II: Destroyed after its shield generator on Endor is exploded.

Starkiller: “Pull down the shields!” “Okay.”

SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS STOP MAKING PLANET WEAPONS

Everyone knows Christopher Marlowe was the hot one. That’s why they made a musical about him.

That film would just be 120 minutes of Fin getting metaphorically kicked in the balls, over and over and over again.