The burden of cleanliness does not automatically fall on one person. I do clean up after myself. I actually clean up after him quite often. I do his laundry. I cook our meals. This is the one place I've even bothered to take a stand and make a point. I'm not going to clean up his or our combined messes every single…

I'll be sure to save some of it and put it in your coffee. You're welcome.

We live like animals. I'm not going to defend it. My limit is six months though and that shit is coming up. The dude has got two months to fix this.

You guys are evil. I love it.

Dude wait until its you then cast judgement. I fucking did it last time. I am not doing it this time. THAT''S NOT HOW THIS SHIT WORKS.

Unrelated but I feel the need to vent. I asked my boyfriend to help clean the bathroom today. It hasn't been cleaned since I did it 4 months ago. He went to the store, brought back Lysol and a scrub brush, left it on the counter presumably for me to use, then peaced out to play Ingress across the city. I literally do…

geo fucking cities

I'm laughcrying forever now. Madam, I salute you!

Is there any other kind of grinding?

Well there was the St. Pat's I made out with two different Justins at a party. I'm not even going to pretend it was because I was confused. I knew they were different. Then later in the night someone, maybe me I don't know, managed to pull the bathroom sink off the wall. Then I skateboarded away (for five feet until I…

Joan. The answer is always and forever Joan.

Hittin' the hard stuff eh?

Wow, way to ENFORCE rape culture, Mr. Wiltzius! Good work, sir!

Well the family says he's a Himalayan. He actually doesn't look like one. I'd guess Maine Coon. They're pretty large cats. A male Maine Coon is typically 15-25 lbs.

Thank you! I feel like people are turning this into a cat vs. baby debate. THERE WERE TWO ADULTS IN THE ROOM. Two grown human adults. How on earth did they let this escalate to this point? Jesus, they need to get their shit together.

go all Lennie on the cats

Awwwwwwww! thank you for this! This was me as a baby. There are so many pictures of our sweet calico sleeping next to me or following me around while I crawl. I loved her so much. She is literally my first memory. She was our kitty until I was 6, when she passed. I can't imagine raising kids without pets. I would be…

You know what I would do, PICK UP THE BABY. You don't kick in the direction of a baby.

Wouldn't picking up the baby work in both scenarios?