Personally, I think it would be a much better use of your time to teach your kids about sexuality, respect, and healthy relationships. Prepare them to have a healthy sense of self and worldview when they come across these images. Fighting the images themselves is a losing battle. But hey, I'm just a stranger on the…

Shirt sleeves KILL me. Every time. God damn.

It was fairly expensive! The shirt was maybe $38 and the hat was maybe $20. These items were way to pricey for us to keep, even as a hilarious novelty. In addition to those items, I bought some cheap jewelry, bronzer, and lipgloss and hair gel in order to give boyfriend a Jersey Shore style blowout. I'd say the sum…

Boyfriend of the dead and I went to a "douchebags" themed party. We bought our outfits at Pac-Sun. Notably, boyfriend bought this shirt and I bought this hat:

Get that fucking treacherous koala out of here! It's a god damned Grizzly!!!!

Why buy the unicorn when the horn is free? Amirite, ladies?

I never asked her about it. I recall that as the moment that I realized my mother had this whole separate life that did not involve being my mother. She had a rich life before I was ever born, and that person was still here, living in my house. It was the kind of thing that rocks your world as a little kid.

hahaha eleven killed me

Jesus, the trolls are out.

I did not know that! Thanks for sharing.

Does anyone have any idea what goodtimes is talking about? I don't want to feed it.

Oh Jesus Christ, that Sleeping Beauty Trilogy. I found that in my mom's bathroom when I was like 10 and was completely scarred for life. Ladies with children, hide your porn better!!!

I am an entomologist. It made me laugh heartily that they're "research" on insects was entirely from the 40's-60's. Much like their "research" on women's rights.

Don't forget demonizing women! The real sisterhood was when we all held each other to a system of unplanned pregnancies and early marriages. The women's rights movement was a radical scheme by fringe groups to destroy solidarity between women. Sadly, we let them win and now we have to live with our healthcare options,…

Well in this economy, the dudes are screwed then! With men in high supply on the club scene I can just walk over to the next dude and get that free drink! Suckers!

I'm sorry for posting so much, but I just can't get over this video. It's like every second of it is filled with pure unmitigated insanity. For instance: Women outnumber men in the 'marriage market', therefore men can demand high prices such as "extensive sexual experience" before committing. So the message is don't…

This is the hot hot relationship me and my dude have. I cross my arms and promise to lay still and afterwards he buys groceries. Just as Jesus intended.

Ugh. EVERYTHING in this sentence is patently untrue.

"Could someone please tell the Wizengamot to stop oppressing me?"

If I read that script years before it ever hit the screen, I would think it would be the kind of movie to peak in one weekend and then forever sink into obscurity. At most, I might assume that it would be resurrected by nerds on 'bad movie night' for a thorough lampooning. It would never in a million years cross my…