Confession: my boyfriend had one pair of horrible croc sneakers. I went out and bought him four more pairs of sneakers just so that it would be statistically less likely that I'd have to be seen with him wearing the crocs. He caught on pretty quick and threw the crocs away. Winning.

If I see someone wearing a baseball hat at night I seriously think they're a rapist. No joke.

Just be sure that if you're meeting people from an older generation you take the hat off! Take it off indoors and definitely take it off to shake someone's hand inside or out! My cousin brought her boyfriend to Thanksgiving dinner. My grandfather took his hat off to shake hands. This guy didn't. My grandfather hated…

A trillby is just as bad as a fedora.

Lol thank you. It's really funny how people from different socioeconomic backgrounds respond in these situations. Two of my roommates would occasionally offer to buy me Taco Bell or collaborate on home-cooked dinners if I bought pasta or something. My third roommate came from a significantly wealthier family than any…

Um, I understand the gist of what you're getting at. Yes, I was broke in college, but by no means does that mean I know what it's like to live in poverty.

I think the quotes should more accurately be around 'sleep.'

You know, I think about that now sometimes. But I still think I would never have asked. It's like when you're that broke, the only thing you have is pride. This was just a brief period in my life, though. That was a humiliating experience, but I can't even imagine what a child dealing with poverty their entire life…

Ooooh I see the problem here. I thought I was communicating with a rational adult.

But if the unwashed masses stop breeding who will serve the rich?

Hey kids, if you haven't yet learned to be ashamed of your economic status, don't worry this school will teach you!

I was so hungry in college one time. I couldn't afford dinner so I met my friends at a pub just to socialize, hoping they'd be done eating by the time I got there. One girl was just getting her burger. She was sending it back because there was mayonnaise on the bun. I could not control myself. I was so hungry I told…

I get the impression Miley is just participating in the patriarchal bullshit of objectifying women as a display of power. Look at me, I fuck women and that proves my status! Miley tries. so. fucking. hard. to be cool and this is just part of it.

First of all, I'm not sure you read what you wrote before publishing. In answer to that specific question: maybe. I don't know, we'll all find out eventually I suppose.

Any time. I'll be eating doritos and wiping my hands on my dress under your window.

I had deep emotional conflict because I was still super attracted to him in this movie. Sigh. He'll always be Lawry, no matter what kind of hair happens.

Really? I saw it in a packed house and everyone was laughing hysterically. Did you just not enjoy the characters? Or did the pacing turn you off?

Jared Leto and Christian Bale lost weight specifically to portray characters that were deeply mentally and/or physically ill. The low body weight of their characters was integral to telling the story. Jennifer Lawrence rejects the practice of portraying ALL female characters on screen as stick thin waifs. And it…

You keep coming back because you love it. There's something sour under all the sweet, rotten and delicious, like flowers but with garbage under it. You can't fucking get enough of it.

Oh sweet lovable, Joesph. Yes, it was about penguins. Chaste, asexual penguins.