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I'm going to put it out there that unless she's selling a workout designed to give you that butt, it doesn't matter if it's been enhanced. If it makes her feel good in her leggings, then great. I've known several trainers that had their breasts enhanced as a personal choice and it did not affect their ability as

4 hours easy drive? What are you talking about??? Also there are wonderful farmer's markets in many, many, CA towns. San Francisco and San Luis Obispo come to mind, with literally a hundred in between. Being 2 hours from Gilroy is not an incentive! It's not even that close! And if it was, it's Gilroy. It smells like

Sac does have the gay district! Which means it has about 3 decent clubs.

The taint?

Apparently it's not great. Smog flows up the central valley and the dust from intensive cropping practices + pollen is bad for someone with asthma.

Thank you! I had the same reaction. It does not strike me as environmentally concerned and it has always been extremely conservative.

I'm bitter FOR you after reading that. Stay strong.

I always call that tiny spot on I-5 Cowschwitz. Those cows are sad. And smelly. :(

Well, at least Sacramento has some perks: good food and close to SF. I would pick Sacto over Fuckno (Fresno) any day.

4 hours round trip driving is not exactly 'adjacent' to anything. Make that 5 hours round trip to Monterey or Santa Cruz, and 6 hours round trip to SF. That's a hell of a lot of driving (effort + cost) even for young people without children. I can't imagine trying to make this happen on anything close to a regular

I think you may be right, Methdesto is number 1. But Fresno is definitely up there! Sweet baby jesus, there is a nasty meth problem in Frenso.

It's weird, right? I grew up next to them so I know they are muddy, plastic covered, and fumigated with harsh chemicals. But when I tell people I come from a strawberry area their eyes light up, like they think it's a beautiful meadow with trailing berry bushes. Wrong! For me and everyone I grew up with, Strawberry

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Are you out of your mind??? Fresno is not a small town. It is huge and it's pretty much the meth capital of CA. Also it's like 103F for weeks at a time. If you're not from CA you might think that sounds nice but it's about 4hrs from any body of water so it is a dry desert of pain. Also, "agriculture as far as they eye

Someone named Beautiful Existence. I'm calling rich hippie parents on this one.

I've never understood how the whistle is supposed to work in practice. Oh, excuse me mister rapist, let me get out my whistle. Relax while I play you the song of my people. Then I play a song on it and he falls asleep? Or do I just give him the whistle and he is so amused that he sits down to play with it while I make

I have one labeled "Angries!" I'm a university TA for a GE science class. I get a lot of angries sent to me and I save the funniest ones for later enjoyment.

Yeah! Spill it!

I hope she gets her pussy back. :(

I totally get it now. Thank you for being so open!