Mr. Markt,

I can’t tell if this is satire or not.

Donald Trump was not elected the editor of Jalopnik. I hope this helps. 

Volkswagens with delusions of grandeur

But all of Audi’s line up looks like they copy-pasted a single model and used the scaling tool to fit it into a certain volume of space.

We in Vegas were promised a hyperloop. Of course we were lied to by Leon. The monorail is due to be torn down once his Tesla tunnels are done. So free advertising for a car company that supports fascism. Now that Trump has won Tesla is going to become even more toxic as Musk is going to let loose to do whatever he…

I’ve owned a bunch of Audis. What they had was super clean interiors, they hid screens when not in use and useful buttons/knobs were easy to find while keeping your eye’s on the road. They were not super edgy in their delivery of performance but they just ate miles and corners while maintaining very good manners.…

Can’t spot a deer when it’s there, can spot a car when it aint.

So true. I’ll never forget the first time I stayed in a Westin.  Was shocked that I had to pay for Wi-fi.

First of all, its not a “coin toss” and has not been for some time. Early voting with the huge numbers of women voting shows that in the end, ending abortion rightsis not at all popular with women.
 
That and a shit ton of people don’t actually pay attention to any of this until the very end. And trump tripped over his…

I looked at the Mach Es because we were looking at a EVquinox or BlazEV lease. The local dealers here had 0% promos for purchase as well, but nothing resembling a competitive lease.

Elon Musk? Barely know him. He’s had some tiny success here and there. They’re saying electric cars and rockets. Very low energy stuff. Did a terrible job in Pennsylvania. I never asked him for a thing, he was totally on his own! He was writing checks all over the place and couldn’t do a thing. Tremendous failure if yo…

This seems relevant right now:

This. When you can afford the relatively costly maintenance, it’s less about money and more about time. There’s a reason why the luxury German dealers need fully stocked loaners and time-saving service.

The recommended services for the X5 we have in the shop at 40K miles:

I remember when he made the horrible call of upgrading Bluth Company stock to Don’t Buy.  What a schmuck.

“Hey we’ll work on your cars, if you supply the best children to build our phones.” Apple, probably.

Lived in MD for over a decade, so I know Sheetz and Wawa well. I liked them both but for different reasons, really. Perhaps it was simply the ones I went to that always seemed on point.

Sadly, that’s actually true.

Hyundai in Alabama and recent child labor law reductions in Arkansas have been doing their best to prove that true.