Clarkson’s Farm is just as good as any of the car stuff, and rather more educational. 

Smoking and drinking will do that to you.

Clarkson looks about a decade older than he actually is. Not a graceful 63 years. Also, a lot of his humor and opinions have not aged well on top of that.

Mmmmmm Tillamook cheese *Homer drool*

Musk is not confused. He pursues whatever strategy he thinks will result in obtaining more money or power. That’s it. It’s that simple.

Is the codename for this one going to be “Pipedream”?

Good news! It seems from this article that all it has is the 200-mile pack!

Wow, I just (a few minutes ago) wrote a post recollecting the idiotic fans claiming that Musk somehow magiced up some trick to make the CT aerodynamic, and how fucking stupid they were.

Gosh, that’s “awful”. Given how huge, cumbersome, and unnecessary the Origami Truck is, I hope owners aren’t expecting sympathy from me.

No matter how much you stan for him, Elon is never going to notice you.

It will be interesting to see how Musk’s recent demands for the board to increase his voting control at Tesla plays out; especially in light of him threatening to make new products outside of the company. Should the board go through with it, I have a feeling we will see legal action about that in the not too distant…

Just like everyone has been claiming for a while, Tesla’s stock should continue to slide. It has always been massively inflated relative to the industries they compete it. However, Tesla seems to be the exception to just about every money rule, so that makes it almost impossible to short and I’m sure it will have…

Hybrid Maverick?   Anyone?   Hello????   

why don’t they just build a subway system

This article is specifically talking about Germany and the German sale numbers are in a tweet above for Tesla.

The numbers are right in the tweet in this article. Sales have been declining in Germany over the past 4 or 5 quarters. 

They can’t even keep shake machines operational...

Or it is just Tesla becoming a mature corporation with limited growth possibilities. Tesla stock has been so hot because it went from selling 10,000 cars a year to 2,000,000 cars a year, but now it’s not like that number will reach 10,000,000 in the next 5 years.

Oh Christ, that asshole?  I doubt any of my friends would know who he is.

They’re also partnered with Dave Portnoy somehow. Whether or not that has any impact to your friends, I don’t know. I imagine they already know.