By contrast, he makes Michelle Rhee look like a saint. That's not easy to do.

I found the energy to locate the article: the company is called Dorco (I wasn't far off!)

Such an irresponsible "professional." Gronk is recovering from a serious injury and partying this hard so soon risks tearing his brotator cuff.

I socialize at least 58% of the time. I can relate. You want to socialize?

Gosh you must be so freaking cool. Can I be your fake friend on facebook too?

Overly Personal Impersonal Zombies: "Six years ago, I made the greatest decision of my life and married (tagged spouse name). Darling, as much as I loved you then, I love you even more every day. Happy anniversary!"

This is the kind of game where if you are a Warriors' fan or player you wish you could press pause and scroll down to "quit game."

Though everybody knows the real action happens in Schenectady.

I only support struggling teams in Argentina's Nacional B, personally.

"You buy into the history and the tradition, the values of the club," said Bryan Lee, a digital brand strategist who grew up in Southern California and lives in Greenpoint. He showed up in a vintage gray Liverpool away jersey. "Historically, Liverpool has been a blue-collar port city."

Cardinals fans are going to furious at this article.

"I liked soccer before it was cool!"

Friend of mine worked as a lifeguard there for a month one summer in the wave pool, which was deep and got pretty rough. He said busloads of kids from day camps who had no idea how to swim would be dropped off and set loose without supervision, and that he pulled more of them out of the wave pool as they were drowning…

I don't think you understand mental illness.

Saw the loop with my own eyes, but never rode it (I ain't stupid! Or I can be...but it was, as usual, closed.)

I wish I could come on here and say how mad I am that this was never open when I went there as teenager. But if I did, I'd be lying. Every time we went there, everyone would talk about how awesome it would be if it was open. But secretly I was praying that it wasn't open. Although we all talked a big game, I think…

Sadly, the Cannonball Loop was already shut down when I made my lone visit to Action Park as a ten-year-old.

Wait 10 year olds are wearing compression tights now? The fuck

As we speak, Remy's mom is furiously calling Hodges asking him not to press charges.