This is about the only time you'll ever see, 9 out of 10 next to JR Smith's name.

Uniform: Flannel Shirts, Carhartt Pants, Work boots.

I'm a professor at a mid-level university without the benefit of graduate students so I do a lot of grading. I can tell you this isn't just happening at powerhouse sports universities, it is happening everywhere. Every high school in America has a few standout atheletes who might not have a chance at making the pros,…

I'm curious what makes you assume this. Even the Ivies lower their admissions standards for certain athletes.

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Look at this fucking hipster!

"Book 'em. He's clearly under the influence if he thinks he can drive."

95% of what makes a dive bar good is the service. I want a bartender who will make small talk and if that bartender is an older female, well dammit, she better call me "Hon" or "Babe".

It's not Deadspin. They're reporting on reporting. Having said that, if winning was all anyone cared about, Marty Schottenheimer might like a word with the front office in San Diego. And Jimmy Johnson would probably have at least one more Super Bowl ring from the Cowboys. And Tampa may not have beaten Oakland, since…

That boy too blessed for one campus.

Let me know when Kobe goes for the Hitler look.

This was taken at the Belmont at 2011. Costas was on the platform to give his 45 seconds on the mic before the race, and everyone at the starting gate was pretty drunk and yelling at him. Costas came over to greet the crowd, and a dude chucked this full Coors Light to him.

Pray that Social Security will still be around when you come to retirement age?

Stem cells? I don't think so. Here's the real magical elixir:

The study found that the average median resale ticket price across the NBA was $96.57.

Jim is such a lunatic he won’t even step foot into Champs until he wins a Super Bowl, which causes some tension when he goes shopping with his brother. Until then, they both feel right at home at Dicks.

The downside, of course, being that you have to eat a bunch of Hamburger Helper. I've looked at using coupons, but find too often that they are for the processed and prepared foods that I'm least likely to buy. I'll take advantage of store coupons for real food—fresh fruit and vegetables, meats, cheeses—but that's…

No matter how good the internet is and how much the cloud is pushed local data and local apps are always better than the 'cloud', it's more reliable, it's more private, and it's yours, you cannot have things forcibly removed from you, and you are free to do with it as you please.

What these guys said. My music is important to me, as are my books and films. I want to own it, not license it from a company that may cease to exist one day, and only when an Internet connection is available (other customers of Time Warner Cable will understand). A good-quality MP3 is small, reliable, and mine.