Most men have not made much progress, I fear, and remain oblivious about the amount of invisible labor that women do to keep homes and workplaces running smoothly, or the amount that gets foisted upon them unwillingly. A few years ago I was teaching at a university and because of when I taught, I was often the first…

That was far worse than I thought it was going to be, jesus christ on a cracker. Who even calls themselves their child’s boyfriend? Even in bizarro world jest? What the actual fuck? 

Not only that, but for what other crime is the victim’s DNA collected and entered into a database? None. Maybe the rare assault. If you allow rape victims’ DNA to be part of the criminal database, you’re creating an unequal system wherein being the victim of one specific crime gets you entered into the database, but…

I have foot issues that make going shoeless physically painful.  Floors are meant to be walked on. 

Recall those days when a fight over spelling “potato” ended a political career?

I wasn’t allowed to link to this on Friday, but now that I am no longer employed by G/O Media, I can post this as a “civilian”. This is my new baby, and you can subscribe FOR FREE! (The majority of the content will be free, but the incredibly NSFW stuff will be behind a paywall.)

Salesman: *slaps dish* “This baby will hold 5 cats!”

Thank you, that is pretty damn funny; and in the “cats are assh-les” category, I give you this fella:

I would have also accepted the Regina George "why are you so obsessed with me?" meme. 

Correct. We “cut back.” It’s very different and less girly.

Dropping the word “diet” and painting the can black seems to be the male equivalent of “shrink it and pink it.”

Tried a similar one but with rolled oats.

If Conservative politicians know anything at all, it’s that their voters wouldn’t know a logical inconsistency if it smacked them in the face.  They can say anything they want.  Conservatism is about following the leader... not thinking.

Shelter Cat Update!

The gun rules. America loses.

Yes, tearing down my entire gender but making me the “exception” is totally going to get you in my pants.

Maintenance Phase is just the absolute best podcast, and I love their rapport so much. The way they continuously blow my mind with how we’ve been programmed with junk science and lies.

You’re in luck, Maintenance Phase just dropped the definite podcast on the subject today, and I highly recommend it, it delves into how weight is not the only thing correlated to the health and wellbeing of a person.

Krispy, so sorry. Thanks for sharing and I send you bestest of vibes.

Here is a fall boy in a sweater to warm all of us as the nights begin to chill: