I was 16 in 2009 and this was my go-to emotional jam song when I was in the mood for something a little mellower than “You Belong With Me.”

I. Hate. These. Emails.

God forbid you donate to even one Democratic candidate, suddenly you’re on everybody’s email list and getting 100 emails a day. Don’t even get me started on how fatalistic and negative the emails ALWAYS are. Like dude, how about you give me some good news? Tell me something amazing your…

I think Dr Oz’s damage spread further.  His “health” recommendations had far more impact IMO.

Well who hasn’t, at some point in their life, fallen in love with Stockard Channing!

I highly recommend listening to the You’re Wrong About series on her book, it unexpectedly sucked me in. It’s a great snapshot of the late 90's early 00's. Also the Justin Timberlake stuff is just so gross, I never realized what a true terror he’s always been.

Coffee filters. So many near-murders at my house wen I realize I’m out of coffee filters and have to either rush to the store or use a paper towel.  I try to have one open box and one reserve box at all times.

While this seems to make sense, it’s important to remember that the current SCOTUS is a political body disguised as a Judicial one. And I can perfectly see them strucking down any attempt from liberal States of using the same bullshitery Texas played, but now against guns rights, while upholding the Texas law, by the…

When I am dropped off, the driver meets me at the back of the van and hands me my bag at which point I say, “You understand why I’m not tipping you?” With his eyes locked onto his feet he could only nod.

Withholding a tip is your right, of course—but are you really teaching your server anything valuable, or are you just being an asshole?

I honestly can’t believe how many of this kind of question (not just in this column, but everywhere) are about being in a restaurant and asking if you still have to tip for whatever reason. The answer is always yes, and it should be. The vast majority of the population works jobs where they still get paid even if they…

Shelter Cat Update.

This.

Oh, well done! I have been the servant of some very special furry overlords. Right now I have three, one of which will only be with us for a few more months after having spent 18 years as benevolent dictator of our lives. We are treasuring every moment that we have left together.

Right there with you. It sucks.

I feel this adorable little shithead would eat me the first chance he got.

In a way.

I truly believe that if Percy was large enough to consume me, he would. Gleefully.

if they are going to destroy me,  it’s going to be by dashing in front of me whenever i head towards the kitchen and then stopping short so i trip over them, then they hiss and scream because i stepped on an errant paw or tail, then i have to grovel and say i’m sorry while also yelling at them not to get in the way…

“Real food and vitamins”