Christ, watching that slow-mo Vine is painful.

So what year did you graduate CBA?

It hasn't been as widely reported, but Andy Dalton was also walking gingerly after their game.

Since I just immediately forgot it, you are literally the only person that knows this fact.

This is really long and I didn’t read it.

Monmouth also is coached by the Tom Brady Courtroom Sketch

This is the Deadspin comment section. You’re not talking to anyone, really.

This is and will forever be my favorite sideline reporter fuck up.

The foofaraw

He’s like Bo Derek, a perfect 9-1.

Panther fans should be thrilled. The Redskins were shockingly acting like idiots, and their stupidity could provide the motivation to push Carolina to an undefeated 9-1 record.

You clearly didn’t play enough PS2 games.

yo FFXII

When I take my family to a public sacrifice to appease the cruel god of the void, I really hate it when an acolyte of Ner’huul makes an extra flourish with his bone knife or, and gosh this is THE WORST, when the High Priest makes a big show of eating the heart of the spring virgin. It’s like, act like you’ve BEEN…

I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

Sounds like the kid has a future in the league office

I just enjoy that he’s pretty much always smiling. Sports are fun, dammit.

Any QB who can go 8 - 1 with that schedule is incredible.

Emmitt Smith tried that once.

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.