Unlike most of the commentariot, I’m not a lawyer but I have been coming here multiple times a day since 2008 or so. It’s generally the first thing I checked in on in the morning and whenever I had a couple of minutes to read throughout the day.

Oh god... I think actually maybe “yes?”

Same, not going to rewatch either for exact stats, but I’m gonna do something rare for the internet and acknowledge that things are somewhere in the middle and we’re probably both right here—and actually might be fully on the same page. (I rewatched the recap and another cut of the “disrupted plays” and see what…

He may have been hit twice (which seems incorrect to me, but also it also doesn’t matter), but he had defenders in his face all night. The blocking from the O-Line was atrocious—they couldn’t routinely recognize where the blitz was coming from—so a shitload of the night featured a defender shooting the A-gaps, not…

Did you watch the game though? Darnold was running for his life the entire night and, yes, absolutely flinging the ball wherever the entire time. But again, when your QB is eating shit all night, it might be time to bring in an extra TE, RB, or FB to help in pass pro, or put your WRs on a goddamn slant, drag, or short…

It makes me wonder if there is any data about pitches themselves that were directly affected by these baseballs. Seems like sliders weren’t really an option for some--was that a league-wide issue though?

This is an AWFUL argument. Other people have already told you why, but I feel the need to point this out to you anyway.

Oh nice, Mariota on the Panthers—next to CMC, Moore, and Curtis--would be really fun.

The weird part there is how he just shit all over the field though.

Definitely not wishing for you to keep commenting.

No shit they know about Showdown.

Sure thing, whoever-the-fuck-you-are.

Ok?

If you get Pokemon Showdown shutdown because of this stupid shit, I’m never reading another Kotaku article.

Some might say that it’s a highly transparent approach, but I think you’re right—we’re seeing sheer Khan.

Ben McAdoo

FUCK. That should definitely be the case. +1

Calling Ben Carson “exceptionally brilliant” and “demonstrably mediocre” is an insult to both the exceptionally brilliant and the demonstrably mediocre.

Goddamnit. +1

This guy does not fuck.