Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

Because, you stupid fuck, this shit shouldn’t be normalized—especially when the bulk of users on Twitch are kids. Grow the fuck up and get over it.

Oh wow, who knew a bible saved a young Benadryl Countersketch?

This is correct. The narrative that Pittsburgh was “just fine” without Bell and that Connor “stepped in seamlessly” is both wrong and lacking nuance. Connor had seriously diminished production throughout the back half of the season; Bell had been a juggernaut the whole way through for years.

12. Steven fucking Ross,  billionaire asshole

It actually is that simple. Pay. The. Dude.

God damn, I appreciate you showing up to the gravy/sauce war fully locked and loaded.

It is right and just.

This leads to an interesting question: what is the most entertaining type of sports fuckup? And what are the top 10?

As someone who drinks 4-6 normal cups of coffee in a given day, the way this man treats his body is truly inspiring to me.

Good god, +1's all over!

Question: is all of game and save data on a Switch actually stored on the memory card? Or is there a way to cloud-transfer games and saves between systems?

Appreciate ya! This is the culmination of a lifelong habit of investing myself far too deeply into trivial content.

I think typically this is done in good faith, because the players that get tagged need to be good enough to make that type of money in the first place, and teams typically want to work out deals with those guys.

SICK BURN

Novel alert, but I already wrote this whole thing out so here we go.

How are you not in the grays with this garbage?

The headline alone is artwork; the pairing with the header image is fucking sublime.

Finally, someone mentions the GOAT of career backups. $17 mil to chill:

I’m pretty sure “world-class bullshit artist” implies she’s good at bullshitting, which she is not—she’s just incoherent, aggressive, and dismissive; prior to Trump that would get you nowhere.