Troll got owned but continues to claim superiority.

This article doesn’t really fully convey just how much the internet is melting down over this.

Yeah, this is rookie-level analysis. Go til the whistle, or go the fuck home.

I once replaced an iPhone screen after watching a Youtube video.

This belongs in the Pantheon, alongside “Nosuch dame.” +1

I think it’s pretty clear where his “analysis” goes off the rails.

It’s Birdbox, but the monster is GASE’S EYES.

That last sentence is awesome.

I think you dunked that.

I feel like you shanked that one wide-right.

Super fucking confused but 100% on board with all this.

Nah, the legal change is the PED of the Name of the Year Tournament. He gets an asterisk and shown the exit.

This is closer to two six-year-olds getting a hold of dad’s camcorder and play-acting “The News.”

Riding this Bear Spiker train ‘til the end, baby.

How is this not gray?

Same—it’s the “Isa.” That’s all jar-jar, no mario.

Also, everyone hates the Pats, so the schadenfreude is a huge motivator.

That is a work of art.

I’m on the Bear Spiker train. The simplicity of it is awesome—this year’s “Mike Diaper.”

It’s the fact that these morons got caught that has people fascinated. There’s nothing more American than having money you don’t deserve, and each one of these fuckers falls into that category, so the schadenfreude is strong here.