FYI was wrong on a few numbers, per Dom’s other amazing article. The Steeler’s offer to Le’Veon last offseason only had $10m guaranteed total (fuckin’ lol) with a base salary of $7m for the season; it was $17m in effect guranteed, but not technically full guaranteed.

Yeah, kinda, but had they thrown down a good offer in 2017 or last offseason, they would have been able to avoid all of the drama last year and close out Ben’s window with actual talented players instead of the cheap imitations of those players that they have now.

Somehow the Jets aren’t even in the bottom 5 of NY Sports teams right now.

That other dude is halfway there.

That’s a huge cognitive leap; it more seems like the Giants don’t have a plan for any of this, and won’t be able to move anything forward until Eli retires.

He’s currently whispering it to his drink at the Dayton TGI Friday’s.

Browns won by a mile.

It’s definitely not too much for OBJ—that shit would get rejected by a computer team in Madden.

So... was your first comment sarcasm or what?

+1; good hustle out there.

Are these all real names?

The service time manipulation bullshit is just another reminder of how baseball is ruining itself.

The VIETNAM MOTHERFUCKERS one kinda breaks the illusion for me.

Yeah, no, I see your question, and it’s a different one than I was making or originally responding to (so it’s actually not beside the point), but I’ll offer a couple more thoughts:

Starred, but then unstarred because I didn’t have the heard to punch it from 69 to 70.

Yeah, but Harper’s price has been known for almost a full year, and it’s his prerogative to hold out for as long as necessary for what he thinks is the right deal. I wouldn’t put that on Boras at all.

It’s boring because this Harper saga was supposed to end a long time ago. We had all of the conjecture through last season, and this was supposed to finish as soon as he could be signed, like it works in NFL/NBA free agency. Shit happens fast there.

Pro-tip: a lot of the Cole Haan savings (I didn’t check the others) seem to carry over to Amazon, so if you have Prime or the Prime Card it’s probably a better deal to buy there.

Pro-tip: a lot of the Cole Haan savings (I didn’t check the others) seem to carry over to Amazon, so if you have…

HAH, good point. Idiot icing on the idiot cake?

This is also what everyone was saying last week after he leaked the Lakers’ offer—dude is gonna need another job, but good fucking luck getting one after he came out of this looking like a complete idiot.