Oh man, I remember so fondly the days of the ESPN message board before they ruined it and forced Facebook down everyone's throat.

[watches Dolan be incredibly open]

So there's still time to trademark, "Unsalvageable Dumpster Fire"?

For once I wish Harbaugh wouldn't take every opportunity to shame another coach. Andy Reid is doing the best that he can.

Both people came at Sherman, so they were fair game. When he starts responding to comments about him via a Google Alert, then we're creeping into asshole territory.

Are you 89 years old?

As a child, I had a great interest in breakdancing and archery. It was impossible to do both at the same time, so I chose neither out of respect to each. O how I have failed..

This is some serious Power Ranger style shit.

Not pictured: scores of dead innocent bystanders.

This only reminds me how terrible bows are as DPS.

It's too bad he didn't do this while the replacement guards were in charge, or they would have called offsetting penalties and let him walk out of the prison.

NFL:NCAA football :: EPL:Serie A

The best part of the new Kinja is exposing me to all these shows and references I never would have seen in any other forum before.

The soda thrower was arrested, but before he could get into any real trouble a German fan bailed him out

The St. Paul Tribune reported the coach was popped by pop; the Atlanta Journal-Constitution claimed he was conked by Coke; the Melbourne Herald Sun declared he was socked with a soft drink; and the New York Post said he was assaulted by a dark-skinned youth wielding a knife.

This is the saddest list I've ever seen, including Schindler's.

Here is a list of breakfast cereals in no particular order, starting with something that cannot be confirmed as existing.

Johnny Gomes of ranked lists.

That boy too blessed for one campus.

It's like Brandon. His friends probably call him Snap though, and we're probably gonna be friends when he reads this, so I went with Snap.