At least they correctly put Mariah out in left field.

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That's about the only way one of Jeter's girlfriends is seeing a diamond.

Please. Someone with as limited range as Scarlett Johansson should never be playing shortstop.

Just a little harmless fun—which will be missed dearly when we meet the stoner-philosopher of the 2022 World Cup.

That's bullshit. He get's a huge applause for getting himself up and finishing and all I get are feelings of guilt and self-loathing plus the possibility of going blind.

I was surprised by how passive Slovakia was. It's like they haven't even heard of checks.

Maybe I'm just a speed skating purist, but I still don't think they should be allowed to use the blue spiked turtle shell in medal races.

It's telling that after someone develops a Cavalier attitude, even Cleveland doesn't want them.

Teammates reached for comment had nothing but glowing things to say about Lueshen.

You didn't mention a third preposterous rumor about a possible trade for Mike Glennon, but I think that and the Manning one are neck and neck.

Actually the rumors are linked. When Weeden learned they were bringing in a younger QB in Manning to the organization, he knew it was time for him to leave.

To make matters even worse for Sam Sr., a Denny's waiter then showed up at his table with a plate of food.

I just hope the guy who threw it wasn't standing there holding a lit Molotov Cocktail. Won't he feel stupid for fucking up.

After stepping over used condoms and walking past a crudely punched hole in a bathroom stall, one journalist reported, "Maybe I should leave the hotel and go check out this gay bar."

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Putin: hahahaha we russians just kid you atilay! we not make you do hard labor. here give me high five.

For all the complaints about Sochi's accommodations, it seems these guys had no trouble finding a place to crash.

Well, no shit there were so many crashes. The stupid Russians only finished building half the pipe.

The skier's name? Brokinsky.