"I'm moving to London!"
"What? No you're not. Sit down and eat your food."

"Lincoln met a new Kween."
"What, like a real Queen?"
No, a Kween. Like us."

Speaking of a futile and stupid gesture, I had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom!

April is such a TV-heavy month! In addition to this, we've got Game of Thrones, Veep, Silicon Valley, Orphan Black, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, 12 Monkeys, and I still need to finish Daredevil's second season. Holy shit.

"Women. Always making things better."

Oh lord. Hypable is gonna have a field day with this.

Great Job, Internet!

Her being Blake's guest coach on The Voice is so incredibly tone-deaf. To the point that I'm surprised the producers let it happen.

May God be with you in this, your time of need.

Oh, yeah. Very down with Harry Potter. Definitely not a Bible Belt Baptist.

The Princess and the Frog was appreciated, up until it came out and everyone saw what an awkward story it was. Yes, the animation was gorgeous, but everything else fell pretty flat. It's a shame that Tiana has struggled to find an audience, but I have to blame her lousy movie.

Well, speaking as a modern American evangelical, I thought Disney's first Narnia film was wonderful, both in terms of adaptation and allegory.

The only thing Disney needs to apologize for is killing 2D animation.
And I'm still waiting.

Don't hurt him too bad, though! He just completed an Indegogo campaign to create a Dragon's Lair film, animated in the classic 2D style.

It could be worse. They could be watching Home on the Range.

Disney is apparently moving forward with an Artemis Fowl film. Kenneth Branagh is directing.

Both of those are great. GMD's climax is terrifying, and TP is just exhilarating.

If they're planning on doing it in GGI, they can fuck off now.

What movie isn't a Christian allegory for a crisis of faith?

Why doesn't Ross, the largest of the friends, simply eat the other five?