FYI I am a 22+ year finance professional who has been through 12 acquisitions and currently working as a CFO of a large manufacturer, and the Daimler/Benz merger has become a textbook case among the discipline to illustrate just exactly what NOT to do. Thank you for pointing out the evidence so starkly. I will be…

He said that because the main part and parcel of superhero movies is to volley as many nonplussed, sophomoric, vapid one-liners as humanly possible in order to thwart the ADD of the 13 year old boys who watch them (and it’s also a token of the maximum reading comprehension level of those who write the scripts).

YYou can’t go wrong with the Subie.

More pics please

I have adaptive cruise in my Subaru Legacy and I fucking hate it. All it has done is illustrate to me how painfully awful most drivers are at keeping their cars moving at a constant speed.

I drove a ‘98 Corolla CE (I think it stands for “Cheap Edition”) to 250,000 before donating it. The reason? I just got sick of looking at the goddamn thing. No other reason that that, and this is God’s honest truth.

I did this too. I bought a 4 bay Synology NAS that has 24 TBs in it, and it’s 82% full now with all my Blus and DVDs. Then I stream my stuff to a Raspberry Pi running OSMC. I also put all 400 of my CDs on it.

I just did that a few weeks ago, and threw in Ronin, Sleepers, Insomnia, and Donnie Brasco. Now I can rest from De Niro and Pacino for a while...

Thats goddamn right.

Panned??? I don’t get it.

The Tesla stuff aside, I had a 1996 Taurus GL back in the day and say what you will about its gawdawful styling, that Yahama engine was incredible. I loved racing the rice-burning fart-pipers off the line and blowing them away.

Haters gotta hate, but I’ve adored Lambos since I was a kid in the 70s and first saw a Countach. Except for the Diablo, I’ve drooled over every V-12 they’ve made. Great write-up. You’re one lucky guy!

Moratorium on “amazing” and “literally” as well, please. I’m glad he’s fighting the good fight.

I will only enjoy it if it continues not to push notifications, per expectations.

Oh is it cool to hate Tosh now? Thanks, I didn’t get the memo

The comments in this thread are so fucking full of win my cheeks hurt from smiling.

You sir just gave me a grammar hard-on. Bravo!

Right, like blowing unnecessarily high amounts of smoke and pissing off others by going 5 mph UNDER the goddamn speed limit in the left lane. It’s PERFECTLY designed for that shit.

I love you, Matt. You said everything I was feeling so perfectly that I know we are soulmates.

Frankly I think Burr is a living legend. Only Tosh comes close, and there’s still a gulf between them.