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    danthropomorphism
    Dan
    danthropomorphism

    Huh! Notice the lack of ball hair.

    I’ve always noticed all these things that look like The Eye of Sauron in Cheesecake Factories.

    I always liked The Wasteland.

    I remember him vividly from the animated series: “I need plaaaaahhhhhsmaaaahhh.”

    It looks like Darkseid bendy beamed all over this shi.

    Yakov Smirnov joke is supreme. Thank you.

    “As you can see, I have no weapons. I am unarmed.”

    I love that “metaphor” totally sounds like it could be a demon’s name.

    I appreciate that they’re letting Georgia King (Snodgrass) be weirder like when she pulled the food out of her mouth. She was really great in Austenland.

    Having been around quite a few scantrons in my life, I’m surprised I’ve never seen one with a message like “CUM.”

    Luke Null has a most appropriate name.

    Ah, so that must be how he got the Phantom of the Opera role.

    Maybe this isn’t fair, but I guess this shines some light on The Putin Interviews.

    I was quite upset that there was no Into the Woods Streep.

    Ha, Oysters sounds the most promising of the trilogy. I believe A Bone to Pick was also mentioned.

    Missed opportunity for a trolling: have the players not kneel at the game, forcing Pence to stay the whole time. AND THEN KNEEL AT THE END. Or something.

    Really enjoyed the Reconstruction overtones in this episode.

    Maybe I’m too sensitive, but did it seem dissonant to anyone else that the song lyrics involve not backing down and standing your ground, as in the namesake of that one law?

    Now when we sing the song from that movie, we sing it like “We’ll always be together, together in Phillip K. Dick’s Electric Dreams.”

    The first few sentences Bree and Roger speak to each other include the terms “Boston cream pie,” “hallowed halls (possible your hallowed halls),” and “oysters.” Am I just imagining a thing?