Was Bosco cosplaying Jubilee? xD

Ken Jeong, anyone? Not serious--really don’t want that to happen, but it’s a thing.

The best sketch was the last one, as usual, in which Dafoe calls pizzas “biggies.: o_0 xD

I agree with a lot of Charles, but every time he mentioned how it might’ve been a better kind of train wreck, that’s the kind of train wreck I think this is. I thoroughly enjoyed it—the costume design is from the same person who did The Great Gatsby, so historical accuracy you shall seek elsewhere.

You will enjoy it, I promise.

PETITE MAMAN. BAY-BEE.

I think it’s kind of a lot to say these top five are strictly movies that one name drops. Are you saying it’s not possible that there are people that actually like these movies on their merits?

I think an important point is that a lot of the movies people see are the ones that are not trying to do something truly different. One of the general problems with mainstream film and film financing, is you rarely can get something made without it being “like” something else that was pitched (or made money) before.…

Oh that’s totally fair—I think the question is whether they’re engaging. And then whether the Stones and their relationships are engaging...yeah I guess that’s what we’re talking about. : )

Isn’t this the same conversation as the importance of liking characters in books determining a book’s quality?

Finally got around to watching this after I decided I had to because of it featuring mushroom poisoning. I loved it! Had a lot of important points well expressed.

Hm, respectfully disagree. I don’t think the old man is telling us he’s waiting to die. I feel like people too often take symbols literally (or have trouble differentiating between literal and symbolic), such as in this case, reading a symbol for transition/change as...literal death, the last transition?

And not that…

People think she commits suicide? Huh. Huh.

I hope you find the answers you’re looking for. I think they’re all here if you want to see them.

Is it just me who expected actually scary things to be reported here? One time, I thought I was going to see the opening of The Blair Witch Project and somehow ended up seeing the opening of the remake of The House on Haunted Hill. A random guy wanted me very much to check his van out afterwards. Seriously. And yes, I…

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS INCEST PLZ, WHY DIDNT YOU ALREADY, SIEDE

Cult+time=religion, ya? xD

Jesus, Ashley, I check every day to see if your post has been approved so I can heart it. How long does that frikkin take?!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I wish! Not because I dislike Barry. I just like this more.