Couldn’t be much uglier. I was hoping the delay was to redesign the exterior.

Just to keep the rhyme going...

Ignition switch, old stock ?

My sources are all saying they are redesigning it into a FWD-based CUV, but don’t worry they are keeping the mid-engine powerplant!

“That’s the brilliance of Donald Trump.”

Perhaps they found that it interferes with pacemakers, when they started showing it to likely buyers, just after they finished testing its ground clearance on the Barrett-Jackson display ramps.

I would literally molt out of excitement if it was a Saturn Sky.

Because it’s a Saturn Sky, not a Corvette.

Moonlighting came at a profound period of violence in my life. I was 12-13. This show was a small sliver of levity and longing for me

Gaslighting morons with nonsensical border statistics that live in states with no international border is beyond scummy.

People are overthinking this. The reason he’s against the NYMag Union is for the same reason he said he initially spoke up on Twitter: he’s friends with the ownership and doesn’t like anyone else at the company speaking in a remotely adversarial fashion toward them. Having to choose between the ownership and his…

Yet another person with the goods on Trump who could have shared them with the world 3+ years ago, but nah.

Spoiler: Bruce Willis is a raging dick. 

How can Trump say that he never directed Cohen to do anything wrong when there is literally a recording of Trump talking about the hush money payments, aka campaign violations, that Cohen was charged for making?

“How do you live with yourself?”

Makes me think of the Seinfeld episode when George Costanza hears a fire alarm at a birthday party and knocks over several children and old women getting himself to safety, then tells the fire department that he was actually bravely going first to make a safe path for the others.

Omigawd, how to pick a favorite?.... Might be this one:

I wish Spineless Schumer had defectors, but we’re stuck with him even in his 2020 race. Fudge.