Basically, she needed to collect three Etiquette Gems to affix to her Eternity Umbrella, then she can become queen of the clouds above West London. At the end of the first movie, she’d gotten the gems, but the post-credits stinger suggested that Angela Lansbury was about to be summoned from the Cursed Realm of…

I totally agree.  I was trying to be punny.

I didn’t see any commentary on the apocalyptic color correction. Seriously, the trailers look like they’re for Children of Men or something. Is the whole movie this hideous? It’s like they sucked every single drop of life out of the color palette. Screenshot #1 doesn’t look that bad, but #2 sure does.

That postal Jeep has my stamp of approval.

No, it really isn’t complicated or worthwhile. It’s a colossal waste of time. It’s not about sexual assault, and it never was. Anyone who tells you they believe it was is lying for attention, or is very easily manipulated (and also likely illiterate). Pretending that this is some sort of somber discussion about a…

Let me guess, he’s going to be a singing space pirate with a porg on his shoulder, right?

Star wars is dead to me now.

At this point I really don’t need any more reasons not to watch the new Star Wars films, so knock yourselves out Disney.  

The new movies are utter shit but thank god all the celebrities get to make their cameos that’s what’s important.

Ed Sheeran is spotlight-seeking rip-off artist.

This deserves all the stars. 

I also would 100 percent vote for AOC for president if she was old enough to be legal.

If he had a cameo in Fantastic Beasts 3, people will be wondering why Ron Weasley is in a movie set decades before he was born.

Yes they did...yes they did. Just like Stein and non-voters, they need to be reminded of their bullshit every day.

You do remember that Pelosi was the primary factor why GWB’s attempt to privatize social security failed?

I’ll be impressed with Bernie when he actually joins the party he seeks to lead rather than occasionally using it as an excuse to pump his own ego.

Terrible how? Or is this just more nebulous nonsense of the “he’s too old” variety.

I wasn’t expecting much, but I got to “I would 100% vote for the bartender who just won her first ever political office and has shown absolutely no skills nor achieved anything of any noteworthiness yet for president” and skipped the rest.

Sanders: “You know there are a lot of white folks out there who are not necessarily racist who felt uncomfortable for the first time in their lives about whether or not they wanted to vote for an African-American.”

But I thought to myself, damn, she really is an incredible actor. She’s delivering those same talking points every night and making them sound new. That’s acting.