Exactly. That’s not so much the elephant in the room, but the psychedelic parade of elephants that comes from drinking too much hooch.

I have to wonder what makes you people give him he benefit of the doubt so often that you rarely if ever afford to others.

No comment about Bernie refusing to answer whether he supported slavery reparations?  If any other candidate did that non-answer dodge Bernie did it would be the first thing Splinter would have mentioned.

My favorite part was when he bumblefucked through excuses about his tax returns.

Ever since he made that pair of tweets, I’ve been waiting for the appropriate reaction.

I was astonished when it made almost no impact in the wider media.

Tesla went out of their way to ensure Musk’s tweets are official publications, and he flat out stated that 2019's production would be 25% higher than its possible…

All tweets are bad, and everyone who tweets should be held in contempt.

Fuck r kelly and fuck lady Gaga.

Yeah. I used to hear “You don’t know shit from Shinola” all the time when I was a kid.

I’m still loving the fact that Samuel L. Jackson at one point ignored the whole nation to talk to Spike Lee about the Knicks game.

Worst. case. of. trickle. down. economics. ever.

Christian Bale IS Robert Kraft in MALE13, in theaters hopefully never

Only an old billionaire goes to a rub and tug to get doubled up on by two women over the age of 45.

And he took his socks off! That’s a deep level of trust from an elderly man.

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND PURE, DON’T READ THE DOCUMENT EXCERPTS!

BRADY: Just want to say this is for all the haters who thought I was too old, you know, couldn’t get up anymore or finish the job.

Youll never get those ten minutes back either.

quote: “There’s Something About Mary, a movie whose most famous laugh line revolves around a woman unknowingly smearing cum in her hair, which was played as hilarious rather than the creepy violation that it would be in reality” 
Oh my goodness.
Did your pearls crack as you typed those words? The horror of dirty comedy,…

And the reply:

AH: Well first off, a hot dog is gross

But no, I think of a hot dog as flat, and a sandwich as round.