Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

“Lose or absolutely clean up?”- Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley laughing while smoking cigars at the Bellagio

https://offthedribble.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/05/09/the-dream-teams-very-bad-day/

Something then provoked him to take a shot at the old man’s head when he wasn’t paying attention.

Out of respect, all local Taco Bells have ordered their flags to be flown at half más

If the Fresno Grizzlies do not proceed with the Taco Truck Throwdown and competitive eating contest on Saturday this means that the tacos will have won.

not just sports media; the New York Times itself spent all of 2016 hyping butter emails

I hated Katz on PFT, now I absolutely loathe that pos. What a toady.

I wish any HR person at a corporation would get on Twitter and tell em how juicy they look for replacement when they all preen about how they hate unions. We know they wont whine when a co worker gets shitcanned so we develop a replacement playbook over a 3 year recruiting phase and they are all axed and company saves…

This times ten fucking million.

“Unions are for Pussies”

I love when dipshits talk tough in service of cutting their own dicks off. Bravo, you futon stains.

I was the 69th person to star this.

And more culturally exposed...I guess?...because it was in Florida.

That’s by far the best part. I'm imagining a Steelers helmet painted poorly with Raiders stickers he found in a gumball machine on it.

It does have a very “Bobby Valentine’s fake mustache” feel to it. Which I respect. 

I don’t know, I’m partial to them having to text pictures of Rodgers playing with the new helmet. That is just... wow. The painted helmet just somehow feels like a logical contiuation at that point of the story. Like what else was going to happen.

He’s friends with Dave Chappelle.

He’s about to become a lot more popular. A whole lot of old white people who thought he was too ‘foul-mouthed,’ or too much of a ‘druggie,’ in the late 90s/early 2000s when he was actually a tiny bit relevant will suddenly be huge Jim Breuer fans now that he pisses ‘libtards’ off telling racist jokes.

back, crack AND sack