Watch as this season the Nets take the Western Conference team to 7 before losing in the Finals and all everyone will be talking about how, when Durant returns, they’ll be a powerhouse for years.

Oh, I can’t wait for these 2 over sensitives divas shares the locker room politics together. 

He was a free agent this off-season. 

If a Democrat running for president just copied Reagan speeches and positions word for word, they’d be branded a communist and socialist and anti-American.

“Later I plan to attend a baseball match with my common man friend and fellow Never-Trumper, George Will.”

“They come here to eat our delicious roast beets and sausage stews that we eat for our single meal a day. They take our jobs shucking iron in the Steel Crop Fields of which we make our careers. When we come home to listen to the daily radio telecast, they are speaking a different language.”

The eternal question these guys are always asking is “why won’t the Democrats go back to being the party of Reagan?” They helped Republicans move so far to the right, that they can’t be seen dealing with them in polite society. And instead of cleaning up their own house, they want us to give them ours.

+1 Deep, deep sniff of your hair.

that shot was from pretty early in his career...

They didn’t call him “boy” once!

I think you’ve got reading comprehension issues if you think this site hasn’t been roasting his vapid ass for months. 

+1 Paul sucks

Now he has to marry his mother in law

Hulu previously gave a Myst TV series from Legendary a “script-to-series commitment”...but that project appears to have stalled.

Saitama doesn’t have a life bar.  He has a “Time to realize there’s a sale at the grocery store” bar that goes down whenever an attack lands. 

Response would have the same accuracy if it'd stopped at 5 words

Not sure if it’s the most efficient way to invest in sorely needed U.S. infastructure, but glad the Lakers are doing their part in laying pipe from Cleveland to Los Angeles.

Insane Hobo Wear is Jim Tomsula’s licensed crossfit clothing line.