And let’s not forget how bad the attendance numbers look once you account for the fact that Philip Rivers’ family is responsible for filling half of the seats.

Jaylen Brown’s face is uncannily symetrical.

The Niners firing Harbaugh has literally soured my entire opinion of them forever. And to be honest I totally forgot they even had Chip Kelly for one sorry ass season.

BOFA WHO??????

You forgot one part......(It’s the basis of her entire campaign here in Minnesota)

The officer said that he feared for his life when he saw Lamar Jackson in the shotgun.

Amazingly, that polo shirt is the worst part of that clip.

The only issue is that you might not be able to see mouths very well in helmets. Something about the slack jawed gaping maw on display really adds to the dance. 

Q: You personally, I mean, have you experienced a loss like this?
A: Not that I remember.

Why didnt the Chiefs go for 2 to tie the game in the 4th quarter? Down 8 you get the TD, and they still went for 1.

Just imagine how much worse Kaepernick would be.

Yeah, but at least the competent black gut they had around for a few years is gone. Now THAT was embarrassing.

Biles isn’t happy

“I wish someone would save our soccer team!”

“What’s that you’re holding in the picture Grampa?”
“Head of a Nazi!! Wait... no.... it’s a canteen.”

“The “cartoon strawmanner” presents counter-arguments to something you never actually claimed; they’re fought by pointing out that no one claimed it.”

The Giants fucked this up back in 2015 when they decided to force Coughlin out, but not Reese, the GM making all the shitty draft picks that got this team where they are now.

I love the Giants because they have two of the best “eh, just dump it off and see what happens” guys in the entire league and their offense is STILL so, so bad. We make fun of Alex Smith a lot around these parts, but the Giants would probably be averaging 28 a game with him instead of Eli.

He’d get picked off before he even got past Venus and taken back for a pick 6.

Barf Pukepile JR sounds like a player in Mutant League Football.