The Warriors as they were (injuries to Durant, Cousins and all) beat the Rockets and swept the Blazers in the conference finals. So, they were at least better than the top teams in the West.

Raptors were great. It’s such a bummer to see the Warriors go out so injured but that’s the game.

Oh yeah, hold on I have it right here.

And yet, Tom Savage....

Don’t think so. He has an incredible track record of firing off insanely sad/horny tweets at AOC.

Women have a better track, economically, than men do, if they don’t drop out of the workforce and have babies.

That picture, Jackson looks like in movies when a character shrinks but their clothes stay the same size. Is he currently 10" tall? Do we have any evidence to the contrary?

Mr. Weinberger also made lewd comments, including... “making him want to do all kinds of bad things,”

Congratulations to Gottlieb, and best of luck with your remaining monkey paw wishes. 

We are a delightful and cultured people, you swine!

Naw, in California we have  rich history of honoring the native people we “converted” and had build missions, and the Japanese we interned in WWII who lost all their farm land. Diversity! 

Those are the fucking best! When it’s just some moderately above average rich people who collected a lot of shit and then made the city turn it into a Museum. I so want to do that one day.

I’m glad my college girlfriend settled down. AAAAAYYYYEE!!

I’m currently in my early-thirties. Been with my girl for a couple years.

Yes. Yes, I do.

Driving through a lot of small towns I think my favorite thing is probably:

Are people really upset about Burneko’s post or is this just a joke about how similar the two were? I feel like a dipshit but I can’t tell if people are actually upset at a post that was clearly meant to be satire. 

People not familiar with Kawakami may not get this, but he doesn’t care that you’re mad at him. He’s happy to play the part of stunned sports writer paying penance and taking heat. Because for Kawakami, every sports cycle is a chance to insert himself into the story. He constantly said he had beef (real and imagined)…

I know Green is a massive pain in the ass and probably one of the easiest players to hate but I’ve always loved watching him in the Warriors lineup. He’s a second round pick who absolutely busted his ass into being an integral part of one of the NBAs best teams. I think the fact that his strength is good defense and…

Look at her three rings... That's a tip.