Yeah but every team does that when they lose. Like you beat the team that’s in front of you and that goes for the Raptors of 2019, just like it went for the Warriors against the Rockets, Spurs and Cavs.
They’ll make excuses (meaning I will make excuses) but that’s how the game is played.

I have a theory based on (looks at notes) a strong hunch, that people bag on Steph as a playoff choker because the Warriors tend to win when he isn’t the only one generating offense. Teams are going to guard Steph regardless and he’s going to get a few of his shots, regardless, so it seems in the Warriors best…

For those not familiar, the caption is an innocuous:
“Going hard. Almost there. One more. Push it. #DogJizz”
Could mean anything.

I’m cheering for the team who’s in their fifth straight final.  That's herby AF. I can't argue it, at least acknowledge it. 

Hoist the “Played a Really Good Season” banner!

Herb alert:
I always wanted the Warriors to win but I super hope they win like this. Every championship they have is hindered by some dipshit being like, “Well if only Chris Paul/Kawhi Leonard/Kyrie Irving/Etc. were healthy...” Which is fucking dumb but whatever. I’m sure if the Warriors win this series with nothing…

“Should a referee who says the N-word be allowed to call games?”
If you can’t say the fucking word, in a news story ABOUT the word, you already know the answer.  

Friendship with Odell ended. Fawn is new best friend. 

Having seen a taping of WoF years ago (it absolutely sucked shit) I can say they 100% never fucked. Even as a teenager the fact that she barely tolerates him was palpable. Having to sit through his shit for three episodes, I can see why. Pat sucks.

Let’s all remember the part in Bee Movie where someone calls bees “Stripped Savages.” That’s the cops.

Wiping out swarms of native Californians is pretty standard for Padres.

There’s some dangerous gambles the WWE can take but they COULD have huge pay offs.
1) Change Brock Lesnar’s name to Bork Lensor.
2) Have him carry the “Money in the Bork” briefcase.
3) Make him a dog.

I’d suggest you didgeridon’t. 

Very true.

The math would lay out that in Game 3 Toronto will be up by 15 at the half, Curry will come out and put up 17 straight threes in 10 minutes, then his right foot will fall off and the Warriors will lose by 4. In game 4 Curry comes back with a wheel where his right foot was and puts up a triple double, before Andre…

Cousins looked so much better than game one. Still slow but he's easily their best option at center. I was actually really impressed by his ball movement too. Still, Raptors seem right in this and could have taken this game without too much difference. 

That’sa Canadian average, which is only like 25% in the USA. 

Man, Raptors were insane tonight. It wasn’t even like some of the Warriors other loses where they looked uninterested or flukey, Raptors just looked better.

It’s impossible to administer a burn to Train, as of how moist the air around them is from the hordes of horny wine moms.

Learning the rest of the world didn’t know about “I Got 5 on It” was an eye opening moment “Us” gave me. It also gave me the chance to introduce people to the dope ass remix featuring Dru Down and E-40.
What I’m saying is, Oakland is the Luniz “I got 5 on it (remix)“ and San Francisco is basically Imagine Dragons.