I wonder if this has to do with Thabo’s new endorsement deal with Honey Nut Cheerios.

Jesus christ, every time FA shares something we get to hear you guys bitch about it. You’re not the only people who read this website. If you don’t want to read these kind of articles, don’t fucking click on them. It’s that simple.

The Frisco ISD school board voted Monday night to delay the opening of four new schools due to budget cuts.

To his credit, Allen also called Santa Ana after their meeting to apologize again.

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

Fine amounts are most certainly not arbitrary. Roger Goodell spins the NFL’s Official “Wheel’O’Fines” and wherever you land is what you owe. Not sure how else you would do it.

So, countless public instances of vile ignorant bigotry? Meh, let him in the Hall. Known avid collector of Nazi memorabilia? Hey, look at the guy’s superior career WAR. Wait, he posted an image vaguely threatening people of *my* profession? Why, that’s utterly beyond the pale.

Quite the bold stance there, guy.

Didn’t read it that way. It may have been that way. Either way, strange to see a non-unanimous verdict when all evidence pointed towards anything else than manslaughter. He didn’t run over Will Smith, he didn’t act in self-defense. He plainly murdered him.

I for one have never understood why they call it “manslaughter.” What man? And why is he laughing?

Surprised at the quick verdict on the Will Smith case. Maybe some fresh prints were found?

Okay, so this is kind of the opposite, and it happened to a friend of mine. But:

A few years back, my friend is driving along North Avenue in Milwaukee, middle of the winter. She looks over at the sidewalk, and there is an extremely tall black man booking it down the sidewalk. Like, seriously sprinting. And he has…

Nah you’re a twat. There is a difference between rounding up people to nuke them and quietly disagreeing with their lifestyle. For instance, I’m not a huge fan of “crusty’s” (http://thevillager.com/2013/03/28/a-crusty-proposal-crack-down-on-voluntary-homeless/) or their lifestyle. But I don’t think we should kill them…

Or, what if they just mutate and come swimming to our shores, slithering inland, and converting all heteros with their newly-acquired homopowers?

Makes sense that a guy who had only two players that answer only to him and had to cut one of them should be running the whole thing. This is going to go great for the Cowboys.

A guy named Mike who wants to “nuke the gays” will temporarily fill in while the head man is out of commission. Thank goodness this is only football and not any sort of consequential situation.

Ya gotta nuke something.

Hey, I said “forced to hit” for a reason. If Bartolo wants to hit you let the man hit.

who are you...the mayor of Detroit trying to angle in on all future game 7's? I am on to you!

It was the summer before my senior year. I had just gotten home from a Weezer concert at the Xcel Energy Center when my dad told me and my cousin that the game ended in a tie. I said, “Really? Who gives a shit? It’s an All-Star game...”

They should probably vet him before he visits. Then put him through some advanced interrogation, just to determine what his intentions are. Then if necessary, place him in some sort of camp until they determine what to do with people of his kind.