The White Working Class (Peace Be Upon Them) hates political and financial insiders. It’s why they reelected their incumbent Republican Reps and Senators.

Ben Carson went to Yale and he thinks the pyramids were built for grain storage.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

So he can only try to deal/confront racism if it is in extreme places like Milwaukee that he never may go instead of working at it at the place he lives and can actually make an impact?

...says the guy who’s never seen the Chicago River.

I’m glad they picked a shade of blue that looks like the color water should be, if that water isn’t flowing through Chicago.

“Does he know about D-Day and the subsequent liberation of Europe?”

If you’d like I’d be willing to tell you the niners are complete mess (front to back). Just because you have explosive diarrhea doesn’t mean you don’t notice when someone else farts in the elevator.

you are only looking at the record, you clearly didn’t watch the last two vikings games.

...

so, “is a cubs fan”

Amazing. This 5 year old can steal and operate a cellphone, navigate complex human emotions, and interface with an automated answering system...

The Celtic Pride remake we’ve all been waiting for.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

I’m guessing Skyline chili. 

To be fair, you shouldn’t expect Curt to be 100% mentally there during this interview, what with all the blood coming out of his... whatever.

“I don’t immediately jump to molesting her. I wait 10 years. But so we’re clear, I’ve called dibs on that.”

You know the best part about any article which mentions NFL ratings being down? The absolute torrent of commenters who can’t wait to tell everyone how they’re such upstanding people they hardly ever watch football at all anymore and how their lives are better off for it. It’s like the Onion’s “Man Can’t Stop Talking…

Getting On The Court And Only Then Deciding That He Doesn’t Give A Shit

Right? I mean, why did the Dodgers have a former navy scrub talking about baseball all those years, with all the former baseball players walking around?