My favorite was:

Why can’t all teens be bitter, emotionally crippled, Tom Waits-loving alcoholics like I was at 17?

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

This is the rare pierced, circumcised triangle offense.  

The Triangle worked because some of the smartest and greatest basketball players of all time placed their trust in a guy who turns out to have been too stupid to deserve it.

It’s tough to get anyone in Washington to admit to obstruction these days.

I dunno, man. I usually save my awe for truly rare things, like a fast food meal that actually tastes good, a day when my efforts have an actual impact on the world around me, or a decent night’s sleep.

“well that’s my opinion” excuse xenophobes have used since November for decades

It’s almost as if THAT was the point of my joke.

When it comes to Boston, “At least he wasn’t screaming racial slurs at the outfielders” is the best we can hope for.

And “Senior Circuit” is also a reference to the NL, even for those of us whose old eyes can’t make out the NL logo.

The guy who’s led the league in regular season ERA like four of the past five years, yes. Bumgarner in the playoffs, so long as he doesn’t take a dirt bike off the mound in pregame.

It really is throwing away a vote. Jill Stein wasn’t even a fucking serious candidate. Everything about her run showed that she was only doing it for attention and demonstration. She had no intention of ever running a country or even vaguely providing the public with the impression that maybe she was capable of doing…

By that logic David Ortiz started with every team everytime he hit a home run.

One of the funnier parts of this was that the Bears beat the Niners in an absolutely meaningless week 13 game. Had the Bears lost that game, they would have drafted 2nd overall.

How many days before Bear fans start calling him Trubinsky. Hell- I grew up thinking it was Cominskey Park.

Not only for him, but for the entire populations of Wisconsin, Minnesota and Michigan as well.

This liberal bias is exactly why I canceled my subscription to Deadspin. I just read all the words in the articles and comment sometimes.

I particularly liked that one play where Howard boxed his man out of the lane and watched someone dribble from the three point line and dunk uncontested. The person even hesitated, as to be like, what kind of trick is he pulling here?

Yeah but Howard makes up for his lack of effort on the court with the enthusiasm off the court he puts into making children.