That is the thing I want described in these articles. The fund is depleted because they gave the money to the banks. The banks now have that money and can do with it what they wish. There is a lot of money out there for the small businesses, its just can they access it.

Eh, depends on the company.

I’ve learned a long time to not to trust any open door policy. Higher-ups and HR are like cops — anything you say can and will be used against you.

That was my thought. When people are willing to risk their lives to vote you out, you’re fucked.

Not so much of a surprise. She won 55% of the vote. And in the last state legislature election, Wisconsin also voted 55% Democratic. There is a Democratic majority in the state if people are motivated to vote. Then how did Republicans end up with 67% of the seats? Gerrymandering beyond belief, which the U.S. Supreme…

This is so huge. Voter suppression has become an incredibly powerful go-to tactic for the GOP, and it’s amazing to see it fail like this. This is also great news for the November election, since it doesn’t bode well for Trump. Congrats to the citizens of Wisconsin for getting out and voting, even though it was…

holy shit, what is wrong with those people. On the one or two days I go into work, I see people with their kids on the subway and just walking around like it’s no big deal.

I’m even mad at them for all going on a walk together. Like, at least split into two bunches if there are 7 of you, make it easier on all of us. I look forward to my daily walk so so much these days, but when people are being stupid it ruins it and I come home just as stressed. 

Related: taking your family of six to go grocery shopping. One of you stay at home with the kids and the other go to Safeway FFS

Families taking up the entire sidewalk. Where is everyone else supposed to walk, bitch? Why would now be the time to drive your family of five, two dogs (one off leash), a stroller and a pogo stick into someone else’s busy neighborhood and walk five across the sidewalk? If you want to walk in a hoard, walk around…

Hey Kelly: In fairness to Elizabeth Holmes and Cruella de Vil, while one is a criminal grifter and the other a legendary villianess, those ♬ sisters are doin it for themselves, standing on their own two feet and ringing all of their own bells. ♬

Can we please stop giving Chanel Rion any attention at all? This woman is clearly thirsty enough to swallow the Pacific Ocean, and she doesn’t need any help doing it.

Kudos to whoever wrote the “breaking news” scrolling at the bottom of the Sky Sports sketch.

How do you do, fellow kids

Now you don’t even sound fun.

You sound fun

I have sailed a few times on various power and sail vessels both inland and offshore. I’ve even taught sailing and gotten certificates and shit.

In what world is modeling not scientific? You try to do this without physics, Sen Cornyn!

**On Reopening America**

I appreciate easy/story mode. I’m here to have a good time (that means not doing the same fight over and over), enjoy the story itself, and then move on to the next thing. So in the case of FF7, I’m actually happy to hear this...