Unfortunately what they replaced them with is even creepier.

All of the spiders will be replaced with spider-sized John Goodmans.

Republicans like to try and duck their culpability for this shit show by saying that they voted for Trump because they weren’t going to vote for Hillary.

I hope Biden picks Warren as his VP but if not Biden/Obama sounds like a winner to me.And yes Obama running as Vice President is legal

You forgot to add, “. . . and anyone arguing with this narrative will be denounced for politicizing the virus.”

Here’s how this will play out: Deaths from coronavirus end up being far less than the most pessimistic estimates of 1-2 million (estimates that depended on no action being taken whatsoever), largely because states, localities started taking proactive measures, such as shutting down schools and canceling events, while…

Not for nothing, but Biden actually was a catalyst for marriage equality. Not saying he’s not a huge old guard establishment figure, but let’s not oversell how useless in every way that the nominee is. He’s not my first or second or third choice, either. 

It’s disgusting to hear Biden thank Sanders for challenging the Powers That Be when Biden himself represents those same Powers That Be in so many ways. I was always in Elizabeth Warren’s camp but am more saddened than ever that I have to vote for this person who has done practically nothing to further social progress…

This primary has sucked. There seemed to be a real chance to either have some combination of (1) the emergence of a real progressive candidate enthusiastically pursuing a real progressive platform, (2) the emergence of a youngish leader for the party moving forward or (3) the emergence of a candidate reflective of the…

I fucking hate Jeff Lowe and his stupid headgear. Good to see Lauren “got back in the gym” after having that pesky baby - where’s that super hot nanny Jeff thought he deserved, because god forbid he be forced to have to gaze upon an unattractive female in his own home! God I fucking hate him.

The way she laughed when asked about the meat grinder had so much subtext. She was laughing at the idea like, “Oh my gosh, you would think, right? Turns out you can’t even get a hand through there! Ugh lol!” She’s a cheerful murderer.  It lights her up.  I guess I admire people who love their work?

Lol crap. Purple Haze is my favorite flavor and I’m completely addicted to it. I was actually heart broken to see it’s your least favorite!

A few major differences are that Hunter Biden has a law degree from Yale (none of the Trumps or Kushners have any post grad degrees), practiced law for years before sitting on the board of Amtrack. That last one - experience governing a public agency - is what likely got him onto the board of Burisma. He was selected…

Hunter Biden should start a charity, because he’s still legally allowed. Not like some other people’s kids.

Let us remember that there is no evidence that any Biden did anything illegal. The Trump crime family can’t say the same.

I’ve become increasingly convinced that the coronavirus was genetically engineered to destroy the right wing in this country.

I said elsewhere today, but it stands repeating here, any bitching about Hunter Biden’s nepotistic escapades should be met with “Oh, so kind of a lesser version of what Jared Kushner is up to? And his wife? Completely unqualified nitwits in positions they have no fucking business being in? I mean, if you’re at all conc…

Even easier than that disgusting pasta: cook the kielbasa put it on a hotdog roll open a can of sauerkraut, put a goodly amount of same on it and top it with your mustard of choice to taste. That's a cheap, delicious and easy meal that didn't involve cooking two ingredients 

Don Jr, no, it is not a thing. It is a thing your roboto-girlfriend cooked, but it is not a thing that norms outside of poor college students eat.  Had she had game she would have made some home fries, onions and peppers with that sausage and maybe served a fried egg on top.  Now, that is a thing. 

That pasta is fucking wretched - has she literally never cooked before?!!