How many of these geniuses are going to come down with the COVID? This Spring Break picture was taken last week at Clearwater Beach, Florida, 3.8 miles from my house.

Yeah, so my employer is based out of Ohio, and the Governor of Ohio had asked that all employers require their employees to take and report their temperatures. The first thing that I found was a digital meat thermometer. Worked fine that day. I told HR that I was very rare.

So what you are saying is the hoax was democrats sounding the alarm early about the urgency of the situation. Got it. Keep smoking that pole

Remember when he said he could murder someone and still get elected? He’s about to murder tens of thousands - and then prove that he was right about getting re-eelcted anyway.

I live in Kentucky. Fuck this person.

It won’t be. There will always be other people to blame (Obama, the Democrats, China) and talking points to repeat (help the economy, we’re the best, close the borders), and that will be enough, at least for his supporters.

its hard to chase someone down when you cant leave your house

He admitted to sexually assaulting women. One chamber has impeached him.

Serious question: Trump has gotten away with everything else, including impeachment, so why would COVID-19 be any different?

The covid cynic in me is yelling that Tim is fake and a marketing genius really *is* behind all of this - with the sole purpose of driving huge amounts of tourist dollars to Oklahoma once this is all over. That’s crazy tho, right?

If there is any good left in this world we will soon find out that his last name is not send, that’s just how he thought he was supposed to send out his first tweet.

I think they believe it’s going to be some peaceful noble thing, like slipping off to sleep after a evening around the fire with loved ones.

I grew up in Houston, where this shmuck was employed at his level of competence as the Channel 11 sports reporter. Now, this posturing imbecile’s been elected to the most powerful position in the state and The Summit is a Megachurch. If they take me back to Texas, they won’t take me back alive.

I don’t get the blanket outrage for people being landlords.

I think the thing people are missing is if (well, I guess, when) the healthcare system is overwhelmed EVERYONE dies. That kid having an anaphylactic reaction? Dead. That 20-something having an asthma attack? Dead. Pretty much anyone with cancer? Dead.

I like Scalzi’s response

Ugh. This was the crap my boomer mom was trying to tell. Who cares if some old farts like her die. They’ll be dying soon enough, and it makes no sense to ruin the economy on account of them. Yeah....I told her that also means more dead boomers = less burden on Social Security, Medicare, and probably fewer 45 voters.…

Stolen:

Wage earners are supposed to have 9 months of pay in reserve for emergencies, but corporations are so mismanaged that they are about to go bankrupt after two weeks of reduced profits.

Cool. Then he can ask if everyone else is willing to be hospitalized for the economy. 8o% of deaths may have been 65+, but the people hospitalized and in ICU’s are pretty evenly spread amongst age groups — apparently everybody’s been sharing that pain.

Egg? Who needs egg?

Egg? Who needs egg?