“Slash Photographer” would be an awesome job.  Just hanging out with Slash all day, shooting photos.  Man.

Fun fact - Uter was chocolate obsessed Swiss kid in the German dub. :)

Even weirder is the take that only nerds listen to Metal. Apparently the cool bullies listen to aggro cock rock or whatever you want to call it if it isn’t nu-metal, but if it gets to a certain level of heaviness, then those bullies tune out and only nerds continue listening? What a broken brain he has.

A very interesting commentary - I can’t say that I completely understand but I can appreciate where you are going. Its the blandness that hides the evil which is so compelling.

I love that song. It’s like if Axe body spray were music.

Nah, it’s Hüsker Dü’s fault. Fuck you, Bob Mould! 

Lets take a moment to study this face so that we can understand the word “unsettling.” Many years ago Roland Barthes wrote a short piece called “The face of Garbo” where he contrasted Garbo’s (to grossly simplify) iconic or representational face, filmic face with the more particular and specifistic face of Hepburn. It…

We will remember you, any company that tosses employees this carelessly and crazily will never get a dollar of mine.

I didn’t mind the rapper from Linkin Park when he was on an Executioners track. I actually like some of LP’s riffs/production. But I have never willingly listened to an entire LP song because of the singer. That whiny voice just kills me.

No I think they’re Fred Durst’s band Three Doors Down they did that song that goes “Come come my lady. You’re my butterfly, sugar baby..."

I also always hated Linkin Park. I can’t stand whiny voice lyrics of any sort. 

Is this a good place to talk about how much I always hated Linkin Park? Or will the children get mad at me?

*Tries to throw King Kong Bundy into a garbage can but throws back out*

Sorry, Mr. Trapt.

They have 2 million Spotify fans and 2.6 million Pandora fans, you fat nerd who gets dunked in trash cans!

I thought this was about a sister franchise of Chopt Creative Salad Company when I clicked on the headline.

Trapt? More like Crapt if you ask me! Come at me bro!

Thes are the guys who weren’t as famous as Staind.

Who?

Despite all their rage, they’re still just rats in a cage, huh? Right? Is that them? Don’t respond, I don’t actually care.