The leakers of the videos are the real problem here. Sad.

Trump would pivot to being less batshit insane if he became President, too.

Goddammit, now I’m reminded that Barstool Sports is a thing that exists.

Or if you call the Giants a Major League Baseball team.

Because throwing a ball at someone could never be interpreted as throwing a weapon.

Lesson for the kids out there: Don’t try to make baseball fun.

Are we sure this isn’t a child slave ring?

Dammit Dom, now I have to go read the whole article!

Stake through the heart.

That was fiction, idiot. Real ghosts are selfish lovers

Sheet? Don’t be ridiculous. Ghosts don’t have sex in sheets, as everyone knows from the scene in Ghostsbusters where a ghost gives Ray a blowjob (which is, for the record, technically known as a boojob).

Counterargument.

That ball is on the corner so you need to swing, don’t leave your fate up to the ump to call a borderline pitch in your favor.

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

“Pfft, I can’t see the muscle,” the TSA agent continued sadly, eating his doughnut and trying to see past his oversized belly to where his dick is.

a journeyman catcher who inexplicably became a Chicago folk hero despite only playing two seasons with the Cubs (after inexplicably becoming a Boston folk hero despite only playing two seasons with the Red Sox)?

Yeah - because if Kobe was known for anything, it was his self awareness and sense of humor.

Joey is the likable heel of baseball, ala The Rock from the early 2000s.

“What are you reading?”

I think this whole fad would go away quickly if we could go back to calling them “toy helicopters” instead of drones