Then why did they buy the book

The leakers of the videos are the real problem here. Sad.

Trump would pivot to being less batshit insane if he became President, too.

Goddammit, now I’m reminded that Barstool Sports is a thing that exists.

Or if you call the Giants a Major League Baseball team.

It’ll be the hottest storyline of 1993!

Because throwing a ball at someone could never be interpreted as throwing a weapon.

Lesson for the kids out there: Don’t try to make baseball fun.

Are we sure this isn’t a child slave ring?

Dammit Dom, now I have to go read the whole article!

Stake through the heart.

That was fiction, idiot. Real ghosts are selfish lovers

Sheet? Don’t be ridiculous. Ghosts don’t have sex in sheets, as everyone knows from the scene in Ghostsbusters where a ghost gives Ray a blowjob (which is, for the record, technically known as a boojob).

Counterargument.

“Women and blacks and what ever are not oppressed, stop pretending you are. And if still want to pretend it, go visit Iran or something, see what real oppression looks like. Jeez”

Yes yes you seem very relaxed and chill / women are the emotional ones / they need to stop hurting your feelings by telling you that you’re not invited to this one party / misandry etc etc etc. Your penis is very big and important.

Congratulations on being intentionally ignorant of the literally world-history-long power dynamic

I’m amazed it took this long for this dumb comment to get posted.

knew I’d find one if I scrolled long enough

Hey, it’s also cool to love things here, too! I’m also insanely excited about this!