WWE storyline? Looks like Gronk is making a run for the White House in 2069.

io9 should hire like-unto-a-thing-of-iron as the official comic book expert of the website and official judge of what is or is not worth coverage.

It’s a fun, funny comic, and while some people don’t like the art, some people also do. So yeah, well-warranted lovefest.

Is it really “mansplaining” when it’s a top tier billionaire genius who has actually traveled through time explaining time travel to a college student who likes squirrels a lot? Or is having her say that a jab at millennials getting offended at everything?

“I mean y’all are slaves, it’s part of the law, shruuug, what do you expect? Shrug.” I mean that’s basically what you’re doing. “Ah whatever it’s what it is, y’all should just accept it, I DO! Because I’m a white man and don’t want to fight against the status quo, which makes me comfortable in this society.”

You are a…

There is, very literally, a list of Rights for air passengers, you dolt.

The fact that people are defending the actions of United Airlines and the police helps me understand the election of Trump, and the fact that people joined the Heaven’s Gate cult.

Do you lick shiny police boots, or just jack off with them?

Glad to see there’s still internet access in the Oval Office

Go back and watch some of his heel promos from back in the day.

Do we give it a year before Man of Steel 2 gets hijacked for the second time and becomes “Shazam v. Superman feat. Batman”?

COMING IN 2019: THE DC TEAM UP YOU NEVER EXPECTED:

Brawn Strongman was a little too on the nose?

I love people like you. Let me paraphrase:

You mean the best van ever?

I wish it had been Scott Steiner calling the bartender a fatass. (0:20 in)

Are they sure it was The Nature Boy and not that piss ant Jay Lethal?

Well yeah, cause the fatass bartender wouldn’t serve him.

Found the guy from Fort Wayne.

So Mauro Ranallo, the announcer, should be bullied as a test to ensure he is tough as nails? Let’s just ignore the fact he is one of the best all around wrestling, boxing and mma announcers and say he need to be tested mentally with bullying. You fucking stupid or drunk?