Yes. Very forward thinking and brave of Duquette to have acquired the best pitcher in the world.

“The Boy’s Soul”

I have a relative who will send something back to the kitchen every single time she goes out. It is not at all a reflection of the restaurant. It just makes her feel superior.

Yes, you are leading in this particular oppression contest. Keep this up and you may bring home the gold.

THEIR TRYING TO STEAL OUR TUESDAYS

We’ll have Curt Schilling trick Rhode Island into paying for it.

this is the worst Kinja I’ve ever seen, you should consider deleting your account

Boooooooo.

I AM ANGRY AND HAVE ACCESS TO A PUBLIC FORUM SO I GET TO SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE WITH NO CONSEQUENCE AND MAYBE SOME PEOPLE WILL BE UPSET WITH ME BUT THATS OK BECAUSE THATS KIND OF WHAT I WAS HOPING WOULD HAPPEN AND IM GOING TO KEEP REFRESHING THIS PAGE TO SEE IF PEOPLE ARE MAD AT ME FOR SAYING A MEAN THING ABOUT…

Man, times really are different these days. When I was a kid, the one in green was Luigi.

Ladies, ladies! Lets just calm down.

So your problem is that The Simpsons took Steinbrenner’s actual beef with Mattingly and, via the magic of television, transformed it into a similar but even more absurd beef with Mr. Burns? That seems like a strange thing to be annoyed with, but to each his own, I guess.

Can’t disagree with that.

I totally get the minutia of the salary cap, bonuses, payment schedules et al., and understand the $9M in question has already cleared the bank.

“He also has a gambling problem, worked for Wikileaks, beat his dog, and had bad B.O. That’s what I heard, anyway.” -Chris Cooley, tomorrow morning, earning his pay as a one of many chief apologists on the Redskins-owned radio station

Mostly White Russians.

My Washington sources tell me it’s because he was talking to the Russians.

Oh I have. WHEN I WAS A CHILD.

I think you should try living your life with a very important aspect of yourself hidden in fear of persecution from friends/family/relatives because of societal values and what's 'right' or 'wrong'. It's easy to question why people need to announce something like this when you live from a privileged perspective where…