Seems to be a trend with presidents, recently.

It depends on whether a KFC opens up in Downtown DC

I know a fair amount of Republicans.
I’ve yet to meet one with an ounce of empathy.

“We didn’t”
- 54% of American voters

Easy. Do you have Batman shirt? Wear a Batman shirt.
That says harmless nerd, instead of child-abducting predator.

Also, check the showtimes. I’ve seen showtimes between 8-10 pm.
Those aren’t for kids.

“They will know they fucked up, im sure of it”

We recently had a figurehead president that didn’t care about details or policies, and was going to be more of a mascot for the US because rural America thought he seemed like a fun guy and fairly harmless.

But that guy outsourced all of the work to Dick Cheney, and we got fucked for it. And because we have the memory…

so only lower than 28 of 30 teams.

Is that attendance for the entire series? Because over 40 or 50 games, the attendance may be lower than all 30 MLB teams.

VCU has to stop letting bad teams get game winning shots, but it does feel like a example of how smart you have to be when you’re “punching up”. You’ve got a 5ht & 7th place team a second from beating the conference leader, and finding a way to shit the bed.

Yes. As a Nats fan, Max cancelling on this thing was the (sports) highlight of my winter.

Not only am I not excited, I’ve been dreading it.
I’m going to spend the next week worried that one of my team’s stars is going to get hurt in a stupid exhibition game in some publicity stunt for the MLB to sell merch to other countries.

Dude, what the fuck Subway are you on?
The closest i’ve ever had was a lady shoved me to get by.

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It’s the weird “pace of play” things that they mess with while missing the obvious ones.

Their stay in the batters box rule shaved about 2 minutes off the game. The (embarrassingly long) replay challenges added 10 minutes.
But they ignore: the pitchers making 5-7 pickoff throws to every player to reach 1st; Coaches that…

Ok. I wondered if there was some obscure NBA rule that I was missing.

The way they were shooting 3's, my gut said that the Cavs were going to make that shot with 3 seconds left, and win in overtime. It felt inevitable, like watching the 4Q of the superbowl.

Nope. Bron caught the ball two feet inside the 3-pt line. With his back turned. And Beal with his forearm already on his back.

With a 3-point lead and 3 seconds, shouldn’t the plan have been for the Wizards to foul immediately regardless?

The way the Raptors are playing, they’ll be lucky to be playoffs in another month.

I don’t think so. Off the top of my head, I think there are only 3 no-trades in NBA and he isn’t one of them (It’s Carmello, Dirk, and someone).