Yeah, I was reassigned departments at work once, and BOOM a mere 3.5 months later I started beating my wife.

I’m curious to the MLB’s reaction. There haven’t been the same type of high-profile assaults as the NFL, so it’s hard to gauge how they’ll respond.

True. And actually if you had asked me a week ago “what tailgating wrestling move would result in the death of a Bills fan?”.... I would have said “moonsault”.

So I guess these drunken asshats are up to the task.

Tombstone may actually kill someone.
Have we had a TKO yet?

The Rams were borderline dirty before Williams arrived. With him involved, we’re lucky nobody was stabbed or hit HHH-style with a sledgehammer.

The fact that you said crutches makes you a better person than me.

This is the type of coaching mastermind that leads a team to a dominant 4-4 record.

Based on the cowboys season, it looks like karma or some higher power feels the same way.

This is the first time in at least a decade that Nelly has been involved in a hit.

“he would likely be in jail”
I’m assuming you’ve missed every celebrity trial for the last 30 years.

or don’t have a crableg to stand on. ammirite?

I couldn’t agree less on WWE half of that. He was sub-par selling, his offensive arsenal was at best mediocre, his pacing and ring presence was a disaster. I’d say he was one of the most overrated wrestlers of the 1990s.

Who cares. Win or lose, they’re still in Alabama.

Good news in DC sports?! I’m waiting for the depressing followup article.
“Beal abducted by aliens”
“Beal & Wall quit NBA, vow to spend lives fighting for Tibetan freedom”
“Gilbert Arenas to rejoin Wiz
“Dan Snyder buys Washington Wizards”

There is no way he knew that was Serena Williams.
You don’t grab & dash with property of (one of) the strongest, fastest women in the world.

I was just thinking that. The team is already playing with a “physically gifted QB that can’t read defenses”, why not try the same thing with a different guy.

Nope. I’m pretty sure this is Stephen Strasburg

Oh no. Now the Chargers may not win the division.

As long as nobody expects them to catch, throw, or bat.

Meh, he’s leaving in 2017 for free agency anyway.
We have plenty of talented young pitchers in the minor leag–Shit.